Joke?

G-MAN2004 · 24 Jul 2011 at 17:31

A drunk walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No drunks allowed. Please leave."

The drunk walks out of the front door, then comes in through the side door, sits down and orders another drink. The bartender again says "We don't serve drunks!"

The drunk goes out of the side door, comes back in through the front door, sits down and yet again orders a drink. The bartender says "I told you, I won't serve you!". The drunk says, "How many ****ing bars do you work at?!"

Squark · 24 Jul 2011 at 18:54

Jaffa_Far said:
In a failed attempt to help Amy Winehouse before she died, Not even Gavin from Autoglass could fix her crack problem.

I'll admit, that one did make me chortle

slylittlefox · 24 Jul 2011 at 19:21

G-MAN2004 said:
A drunk walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "No drunks allowed. Please leave."

The drunk walks out of the front door, then comes in through the side door, sits down and orders another drink. The bartender again says "We don't serve drunks!"

The drunk goes out of the side door, comes back in through the front door, sits down and yet again orders a drink. The bartender says "I told you, I won't serve you!". The drunk says, "How many ****ing bars do you work at?!"

powelly · 24 Jul 2011 at 20:05

disclaimer: i am not racist in anyway, this was sent to me in a text, if you find it too offensive please do tell and i shall remove.

Paddy got arrested for hitting a black women at the tills in b&q the other day, it wasn't his fault though as his dad told him to go find a black and decker

Cleeecooo · 24 Jul 2011 at 20:11

powelly2010 said:
disclaimer: i am not racist in anyway, this was sent to me in a text, if you find it too offensive please do tell and i shall remove.

Oh dear... I'm not racist but...

powelly2010 said:
Paddy got arrested for hitting a black women at the tills in b&q the other day, it wasn't his fault though as his dad told him to go find a black and decker

LOL

Neil79 · 24 Jul 2011 at 20:14

oh hahaha

^TANK^ · 24 Jul 2011 at 20:14

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Pizza's don't scream when they're in the oven.

Neil79 · 24 Jul 2011 at 20:16

..... I lol'd then i became offended, then confused ^

powelly · 24 Jul 2011 at 23:12

^TANK^ said:
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

Pizza's don't scream when they're in the oven.

LOL i think thats on a fine line

Castiel · 24 Jul 2011 at 23:12

Old joke is Old!

Paul11 · 24 Jul 2011 at 23:16

powelly2010 said:
LOL i think thats on a fine line

i agree... and crossed it