Jokes / Pranks to do at work

passey89 · 3 Oct 2012 at 11:59

Right im bored ****less at work.

Decided to pull a few pranks on colleagues.

Swapped letters around on their keyboard.

He has a mouse with teh ball ontop so i took it out and put a fury spider in there and didnt notice till he touched it.

swapped desktop background

etc etc.

I need some new material to pass teh day any ideas?

Nothing illegal or going to get me sacked though

tom_e · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:00

Come and do my work?

Cosimo · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:02

Try doing some work as it will probably make everyone laugh.

InertProtocol · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:05

We have these days occasionally.

The phone call one is also good with silly names, the best one we played was Eric Shun :-)

- Obviously the number was for an adult store.

BoonMonkey · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:05

Rubber penis (can't use the actual name. :mad:

) in the drawer seems to be a favourite for someone at my work. Not sure why he has one... or where it's been... Other than near enough everyone's drawers.

Tape a bit of paper over optical sensors is always a good one, or change the monitors position with ctrl alt + arrows

HecFam · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:07

Printscreen the desktop with all icons, then set the screenshot as background and disable the icons, they usually think its frozen or something.

Then start smashing things in an angry rage shouting "THE CLUB CAN'T HANDLE ME!"

Hamish · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:09

sellotape over the mouse sensor
clingfilm/tinfoil over everything on desk
cress seeds + water in keyboard
stapler in jelly
pressing shift + alt + arrows in windows 7

passey89 · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:11

i do work but its just boring atm only so many times you can print drawings off without going mad

InertProtocol · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:14

Move a colleagues car after swiping keys.

Or if they leave they phone lying around...

mrk · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:16

passey89 said:
Right im bored ****less at work.

Decided to pull a few pranks on colleagues.

Swapped letters around on their keyboard.

He has a mouse with teh ball ontop so i took it out and put a fury spider in there and didnt notice till he touched it.

swapped desktop background

etc etc.

I need some new material to pass teh day any ideas?

Nothing illegal or going to get me sacked though

Gross misconduct right there :mad:

twist3d0n3 · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:17

stapler in jelly

StoutMeister · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:20

simulatorman said:
Try doing some work as it will probably make everyone laugh.

Ask a female colleague to look up the Pen Island website for you.

N17 · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:30

mrk said:
Gross misconduct right there

Just a bit of harmless fun

mrk · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:39

N17 said:
Just a bit of harmless fun

I meant the use of a mouse with a trackball! (Hence the bold).

Reaper 392 · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:41

if you can pull this off you win the internet

Squark · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:41

N17 said:
Just a bit of harmless fun

You missed his point I think

Devrij · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:43

HecFam said:
Printscreen the desktop with all icons, then set the screenshot as background and disable the icons, they usually think its frozen or something.

Then start smashing things in an angry rage shouting "THE CLUB CAN'T HANDLE ME!"

Ooh, that's a new one for me. Will defo be doing that.

Firestar_3x · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:43

It's all fun and games till someone gets sacked.

Burnsy2023 · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:44

Stick a fake parking ticket on someone who literally dashes into the office for 2 minutes. They'll find it hilarious.

AndyT · 3 Oct 2012 at 12:50

Bit of clear sellotape over the mouth piece holes on their phone. They have to shout to be heard.