Jokes with Expiration Dates

Tony Blackburn was invited to a pool party. When he turned up he had Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter with him. The party host said to Tony, "You deaf git Blackburn, I said bring a pair of Speedos".
 
Interesting. Are any 'jokes with expiration dates' not offensive?

(Although that last one is a bit different, based on a potentially offensive subject, but quite acceptable itself I think.)
 
The foreman told the cockle pickers to keep working until the water reached knee high.


Unfortunately, Nee Hi was sitting in the van in the car park

I ember that one was out almost immediately
 
Well since most of these still make me laugh I think they have some mileage left. The Stevie Wonder Selfie = lmao
 
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
 
What?! Rubish - decent jokes never get old! Why, for example...

"Knock, knock! Who’s there? Faith, here’s an

English tailor come hither, for stealing out of

a French hose: come in, tailor; here you may

roast your goose."


Or...

"Thou hast undone our mother.

Villain, I have done thy mother."


Or this classic...

"By my life, this is my lady's hand these be her

very C's, her U's and her T's and thus makes she her

great P's."


Hmmmmm, maybe OP has a point :(
 
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