Jordan wants Kiera Knightly to be her...

MATTeL · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:19

Now imagine Jordan is going to have a movie made about her life.

Then try and find an actress to play that role... personally I wouldn't have considered Kiera Knightly but Jordan/Katie Price is.

"Story" here

Now this started me thinking could there be a less likely female actress to play Jordan in a movie?

Aod · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:20

surely Jordan is the only woman with the right "features" to play the role of Jordan?

Killa_ken · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:20

Jodie marsh is more suited me thinks

Tru · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:20

Dolly Parton I reckon.

Conscript · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:21

I bet that film would be riveting.

Oh no, wait...

MATTeL · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:22

Killa_ken said:
Jodie marsh is more suited me thinks

Oh that audition would be comdey gold!

red11 · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:25

Get this thing to play as Jordan, the resemblance is uncanny:

Mr.Orb · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:36

TBH why would anyone want to make a film on Jordan? Jordans had her 5 minutes of fame, shes like Jade Goody - Can't stand not being in the 'lime light'.

Spacky · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:36

I hope its a musical, she could get the hubby in

Yas786 · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:40

But Keira doesnt have any norks :confused:

...i mean shes flat as a board tbh....

Welshy · 18 Jul 2006 at 12:49

Spawn said:
But Keira doesnt have any norks...i mean shes flat as a board tbh....

they could always shove a couple of baloons up her top, they'd look the same tbh

locutus12 · 18 Jul 2006 at 13:12

Tony Soprano said:
Get this thing to play as Jordan, the resemblance is uncanny:

this man speaks the truth, probably about as bright too. dirty sun readers.

DJMK4 · 18 Jul 2006 at 14:06

Lea from big brother

DarkShadow · 18 Jul 2006 at 14:11

Who would actually watch it? :confused:

ElRazur · 18 Jul 2006 at 15:01

Mr.Orb said:
TBH why would anyone want to make a film on Jordan? Jordans had her 5 minutes of fame, shes like Jade Goody - Can't stand not being in the 'lime light'.

She is an intelligent woman and a business woman minded person, she made 5million plus (metro newspaper yesterday) from staying in the "limelight" as you put it. I mean you just dont make 5mil just like that - She must be doing something right

ElRazur · 18 Jul 2006 at 15:01

dark_shadow said:
Who would actually watch it?

Lads that love norks?

Tru · 18 Jul 2006 at 15:17

ElRazur said:
Lads that love norks?

She used to have a fantastic body and face before the surgery, easily the hottest pin up from the UK.

She's like some sort of fantasy animé characature now.

edit: here's an old picture, she might have already had one augmentation by then though http://www.celebrities.pl/katie_price/katie6.jpg

Ranek · 18 Jul 2006 at 15:25

ElRazur said:
Lads that love norks?

Wouldn't Keira Knightley playing the part kind of spoil it for them then?

ElRazur · 18 Jul 2006 at 15:29

Ranek said:
Wouldn't Keira Knightley playing the part kind of spoil it for them then?

I think the plot is to get Knightley to start off flat-chested then later in the movies they will add breast pad to make the rest up or better still use cgis?

Ranek · 18 Jul 2006 at 15:31

ElRazur said:
I think the plot is to get Knightley to start off flat-chested then later in the movies they will add breast pad to make the rest up or better still use cgis?

1. There will be a plot? :eek:

2. So basically "Lads that like lots of foam padding" then?

Think I'll give it a miss personally.