June 11 Pot Noodle, shall I eat it?
- Thread starter SciNeT
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oh it can them super noodles from korea you find in corner shops that cost like 13p
It looks worse that vomit.
It expect that there is an alien type creature living at the bottom of that. 
In the great tradition of GD One-upmanship, may I present...
It was one of two I had in my old Fishing ruck-sack, I ate the other one a while back with absolutely no ill-effects and it was long out of date then, I decided to keep it (For emergencies..) and this one has been in the back of a cupboard I never really use much and so was forgotten about...until this Thread reminded me
Sadly, this particular one will not be consumed as the plastic container has deformed badly and has split up the side which has broken the seal, the contents were looking distinctly more furry than noodley and even I don't want to risk any possibly major stomach upsets at this time of year, if it had been sealed, rest assured I would have eaten it quite happily!
It was one of two I had in my old Fishing ruck-sack, I ate the other one a while back with absolutely no ill-effects and it was long out of date then, I decided to keep it (For emergencies..) and this one has been in the back of a cupboard I never really use much and so was forgotten about...until this Thread reminded me
Sadly, this particular one will not be consumed as the plastic container has deformed badly and has split up the side which has broken the seal, the contents were looking distinctly more furry than noodley and even I don't want to risk any possibly major stomach upsets at this time of year, if it had been sealed, rest assured I would have eaten it quite happily!
In the great tradition of GD One-upmanship, may I present...
It was one of two I had in my old Fishing ruck-sack, I ate the other one a while back with absolutely no ill-effects and it was long out of date then, I decided to keep it (For emergencies..) and this one has been in the back of a cupboard I never really use much and so was forgotten about...until this Thread reminded me
Sadly, this particular one will not be consumed as the plastic container has deformed badly and has split up the side which has broken the seal, the contents were looking distinctly more furry than noodley and even I don't want to risk any possibly major stomach upsets at this time of year, if it had been sealed, rest assured I would have eaten it quite happily!
Ahh, feel much better now!
Stomach is rumbling like the clappers though, hope it's not a delayed effect..Also dug out a box of teabags from the same cupboard, oh dear :
Ahh, feel much better now!
Its the toxins re-writing your DNA. Soon your blood will begin to be replaced with soy sauce and your organs will be transformed into dried vegetable pieces. Then you'll feel an uncontrollable urge to wrap yourself in a protective noodle cocoon for the next week, while the pot noodle does its work.
Then Noodletron will consume the world
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No, the chow mein ones are rank.
Its the toxins re-writing your DNA. Soon your blood will begin to be replaced with soy sauce and your organs will be transformed into dried vegetable pieces. Then you'll feel an uncontrollable urge to wrap yourself in a protective noodle cocoon for the next week, while the pot noodle does its work.
Then Noodletron will consume the world
Hehe, excellent