Jus recieved this joke :)

[MiNxYyY]

A nun is sitting on a train opposite a skinhead who is eating a bag of prawns. everytime he eats one he spits the head at her and she throws it out of the window. Eventually she gets ****** off and pulls the emergency cord. The skinhead looks at her and says "You'll get fined £50 for that you stupid ****" and laughs. She laughs back and says "When i cry **** and they smell your fingers you'll get 10 years you bald *******

Please Dnt Ban Me :')

 

[Dj_Jestar]

need to star out all the swear words, but it got a small smirk from me which is better than the others.

 

[uv]

trying.. so.. hard.. to laugh..


nope :/

 

[bennyboy2606]

Heard it at least 3 years ago, it was funny at the time, but not anymore...

 

[TheKnat]

Was OK, but really didn't need any swears in it. In fact I think they made it less funny to me (even thought I like a good swear)

 

[tuffty747]

Brought a smile, no more...

Joke threads NEVER go down well on OcUK though...

 

[topgun06]

Hmmm below average

 

[Leodido]

what is a prawn ? clueless swiss inside

 

[iraiguana]

average standard I would say.

 

[Frapple]

Made both these faces at once and :/

 

[Kyle009]

Oh. My. Lord.

 

[Dark88]

what is a prawn ? clueless swiss inside

fishy.

 

[Jasebta]

what is a prawn ? clueless swiss inside

Joke = pants, though.

 

[gillywibble]

I think it unlikely that they could convict him with that evidence.

 

[Booner!]

I spent ages trying to figure out what "r****" was, then I realised that it was rape? I am confused but yeah, joke nearly raised a smile

 

[Exentia]

what is a prawn ? clueless swiss inside

shrimp?

 

[SideWinder]

NUNS!!! \o/

 

[Exentia]

well someones happy

 

[A2Z]

why is rape starred out? and why is the incorrect number of letters starred out?

 

[SideWinder]

why is rape starred out? and why is the incorrect number of letters starred out?

It's one of the naughty '4 letter words' apparently?