Soldato
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Tbh a lot of it stems from the strong correlation between owning a fast car and being somewhat interested in driving, and therefore you're more aware of the capabilities of your car, and less likely to take unnessecary risks knowing those limits and the potential to kill your pride and joy.
Recall a thread on here some time ago where someone pointed out the correlation between dashcam "near miss" idiocy, and the amount of people carriers, often loaded up to the max, failing to overtake lorries.
I'll be honest that majority idiot driving i've seen follows the following basis;
Bargain bucket trim 320d's hammering it at 90 never straying from the right hand lane, in stark contrast to the 3,5,6 and 7 series petrols that can generally be found dandering along quite serenely, with the exception of the odd decked e36 m3
Audi a3-6 diesels, and tt diesels, yet to see an rs car or a quattro tt doing the traditional "audi driver 3 inches off yer bumper" tactic.
Any volkswagen that either doesnt have its original suspension, or owned again by salesmen types, the most common candidate is a lupo, polo, golf or bora with a bonnet bra and small suns for headlights kicking up sparks at the mildest of bumps and going over every speedbump at a 45 degree angle at 2metres per hour.
Black ford ranger pickups, i dont know why but black ones have no sense of direction, lane usage at roundabouts or ability to look when pulling out of junctions.
Any old or new ish honda that isnt legitimately a vtec
And finally the ever present range rover sport, until you get to a straight bit and it vanishes in a puff of ecologist tears.
Anything legitimately good i've seen is generally found dandering along, like a big dog thats perfectly calm because he knows you know he could crush your skull in a single bite while the chihuahua's bark and snarl around him.
Recall a thread on here some time ago where someone pointed out the correlation between dashcam "near miss" idiocy, and the amount of people carriers, often loaded up to the max, failing to overtake lorries.
I'll be honest that majority idiot driving i've seen follows the following basis;
Bargain bucket trim 320d's hammering it at 90 never straying from the right hand lane, in stark contrast to the 3,5,6 and 7 series petrols that can generally be found dandering along quite serenely, with the exception of the odd decked e36 m3
Audi a3-6 diesels, and tt diesels, yet to see an rs car or a quattro tt doing the traditional "audi driver 3 inches off yer bumper" tactic.
Any volkswagen that either doesnt have its original suspension, or owned again by salesmen types, the most common candidate is a lupo, polo, golf or bora with a bonnet bra and small suns for headlights kicking up sparks at the mildest of bumps and going over every speedbump at a 45 degree angle at 2metres per hour.
Black ford ranger pickups, i dont know why but black ones have no sense of direction, lane usage at roundabouts or ability to look when pulling out of junctions.
Any old or new ish honda that isnt legitimately a vtec
And finally the ever present range rover sport, until you get to a straight bit and it vanishes in a puff of ecologist tears.
Anything legitimately good i've seen is generally found dandering along, like a big dog thats perfectly calm because he knows you know he could crush your skull in a single bite while the chihuahua's bark and snarl around him.