Just been threatened to be run over by a woman.

singist said:
As I said, I'm a minority and you are quite entitled to your opinion of me and my Victor Meldrew ways.
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I usually find myself in agreement with you on most things I think, but not on this unfortunately :)

Perhaps being up front is the wrong way to go about this ......
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What have you got in mind, taking the details of cars and passing them onto the police or something..
 
singist said:
Not quite .... as I'm sure you realised but I don't think I should let you succeed in getting me to make any foolish statements ;)
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Hmm I'm not sure what you have in mind but it sounds sneaky
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(*EDIT* should have read the thread properly before replying too :p)

When she wont turn round, run at full pelt and jump onto the bonnet and smash the glass.

Rolll over and pretend to be terribly injured.

Then sue the silly moo for driving the wrong way down the road, and running me over :D
 
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dirtydog said:
Hmm I remember when you posted about your vigilante ways last time, singist :/ You are a bit of a tool for doing what you do, in my opinion. No offence of course ;)
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i was thinking the same thing, i remember the thread when he did this before..

singist, your gonna get the crap beaten out of you one day :rolleyes:
ive had incidents with the wannabe police before and he was lucky i didnt want to wreck my car by driving at him and smashing his door off :mad:
(was going to overtake just before reaching the nsl when he blocked me)
 
dirtydog said:
Hmm I'm not sure what you have in mind but it sounds sneaky
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Now, if I were to tell you that most of them park within 100M of my house ...


And I can't find that "how to make a ninja head dress" post now.....

Will the katana cut the car in half ? ..... even through the engine block? Talking of thermite ....... :p
 
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I can imagine that as a resident you must get pretty cheesed off if people are doing that all the time and I have to respect you for standing up for yourself.
A caution sounds like a pretty good result to me.
 
singist said:
I live on a one way street where people take liberties all day by driving the wrong way to reach a main road that takes 90 seconds to get to going the correct way and around the block. (yes, I'm that anal that I've timed it) :eek:

So, I'm just about to cross the road to go through my gate when I spot someone with their headlights on coming the wrong way; so... I step into the road and wave her down and point out her mistake in a reasonable manner, indicating a sign just above my head that is a white arrow on a blue background facing the way she's just come from.

"move!" she says ........ I tell her again, reasonably, that she is travelling the wrong way, and should turn around. She then attempts to drive around me so I move in front of her again.
"move, or I'll run you over" she says ....... ok, I'll call the police, says I; "call 'em" she says.

So I call the police and give the details, meanwhile she calmly lights a cig' and smiles. During this time, a couple who were also walking along, shout "just turn around and go the right way, you stupid *****" (female dog) ...... they get the finger.
Anyway, about 5mins pass while I'm giving the reg' of her car etc, when she decides to turn around and go.

Cutting a long story short...
The police arrive (20 mins) to say that they've stopped her and she admitted going the wrong way but said that she felt intimidated and frightened. I'm 55years old, carrying my Somerfield's shopping bags and am 5ft 6" tall..... go figure.
I said that the situation was quite the reverse and that I had actually been threatened to be run over so check the logs to see WHO telephoned the police and when ....


Upshot is that they say that they're going to give her a caution only; (if that's ok with me) ..... I said ok, and have left it but now feel that someone who actually threatens your life should get a little more than that ...... suppose I'll let it drop, what would you do ? (apart from NOT step into the road). ;)
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good job,

however i would have punched her tit
 
Stolen from a usenet archive:

"I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in
front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder.
This evidently irritated the driver off enough that he hung his head out his
window and flipped the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and
wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic,
and here's why:

I drive 38 miles each way every day to work - that's 76 miles. Of these, 16
miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an
8-lane highway, so if you just look at the 7 lanes I am not in, that means
I pass something like a new car every 40 feet per lane. That's 7 cars
every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or
31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 34 miles is not bumper to bumper.
I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to
something like 36,000 cars I pass every day. Statistically half of these
are driven by females, that's 18,000. In any given group of females 1 in
28 are having the worst day of their period. That's 642. According to
Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding,
that's 449. According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all
females have seriously considered suicide or homicide, that's 98. And 34%
describe men as their biggest problem, that's 33. According to the
National Rifle Association 5% of all females carry weapons and this number
is increasing. That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one
female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has
seriously considered suicide or homicide, is having the worst day of her
period, and is armed.

No matter what she does in traffic, I wouldn't DREAM of flipping her off."

I think I cleaned it up...
 
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