just found a joke about computers has anyone else got any

i dont do computer jokes but just received this in an email and saw the thread so here is my addition (i am disowning myself from the 'joke'!)



One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.

The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a shaft or a belt broke."

The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting fuel"

The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there is something wrong with the ignition system."

All three turned to the Computer Engineer and said, "What do you think?" The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
 
What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once!
 
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?"

Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.

With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.
 
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