just found something

Mr-White · 17 May 2007 at 11:29

maybe its not for you, maybe it's in your name for money laundering purposes ?

MW

platypus · 17 May 2007 at 11:30

Slowly getting a headache reading your posts.

NeoReloaded · 17 May 2007 at 11:43

Sooo... How much is actually in the account?

Jambo · 17 May 2007 at 11:52

Lord-Jaffa said:
Use the money to buy a dictionary!

That's ignorance. He's from Leeds!

Dureth · 17 May 2007 at 11:59

Dear Sir,

You may not have heard of me but I am Prince Dureth from a small African country called Forwonwon. Due to a military coup I have had to flee the country, leaving behind my wife and children. I have nothing but the clothes on my back with me now, however my wife still has our large fortune. Unfortunately I cannot access these funds to get my family out.

On hearing your good fortune I thought that maybe you would be in a chartible mood. Please send me £10,000 to help evacuate my family. I will inform my wife to bring the required documents for me to access our funds which are currently denied to me. On return of my wife I promise you payment of £500,000 for your genirosity.

Yours Faithfully,
Prince Dureth.

PS. The above post is fiction and should be taken with a bucket of salt, anybody stupid enough to believe the above post should send £10 to the paypal account in my trust to help evacuate my family from Forwonwon.

Vixen · 17 May 2007 at 12:10

pyro said:
Ask them for ESL classes in your local college.

Damn, got there before me

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gjrc · 17 May 2007 at 12:12

Dureth said:
Dear Sir,

You may not have heard of me but I am Prince Dureth from a small African country called Forwonwon. Due to a military coup I have had to flee the country, leaving behind my wife and children. I have nothing but the clothes on my back with me now, however my wife still has our large fortune. Unfortunately I cannot access these funds to get my family out.

On hearing your good fortune I thought that maybe you would be in a chartible mood. Please send me £10,000 to help evacuate my family. I will inform my wife to bring the required documents for me to access our funds which are currently denied to me. On return of my wife I promise you payment of £500,000 for your genirosity.

Yours Faithfully,
Prince Dureth.

PS. The above post is fiction and should be taken with a bucket of salt, anybody stupid enough to believe the above post should send £10 to the paypal account in my trust to help evacuate my family from Forwonwon.

lol. quality

Rossmac · 17 May 2007 at 12:20

My brother got a fair bit of money when he was 21....

he then went and told me and my other brother, and ruined my parents suprise for when we turn 21!

Idiot.

Dave M · 17 May 2007 at 12:22

They probably opened an account in your name to avoid tax - they'll take it all back soon.

Try to act surprised when you get nothing

Mr Nice · 17 May 2007 at 12:24

And that is assuming it is indeed for you.

[ASSE]Hinchy · 17 May 2007 at 12:53

Spend it on your girlfriend..

"andy" · 17 May 2007 at 13:02

leaskovski said:
haha! You won't get it. If your folks are like mine they won't give it to you until you are buying a house. It will be for the deposit. Folks for the win!

Q F T

trojan698 · 17 May 2007 at 13:05

pyro said:
Ask them for ESL classes in your local college.

LOL

iCraig · 17 May 2007 at 13:27

How much is it?

basmic · 17 May 2007 at 13:34

INFECTION said:
although need to keep it from the miss's cause am sure she will plan what am doing with it

If my partner even started planning on how I should spend my money, I'd be putting it all in my own savings account, where they can't even get a sniff of it.

Spend what you need, and don't waste it all. Think of all the interest from it, if you spend as little as possible of it. :cool:

If your missus goes loopy for not spending YOUR money (not 'our' money, 'the babies' money or 'her' money), then I'd seriously consider splitting up with her. Shows that's she only after one thing, like the usual female.

krisboats · 17 May 2007 at 13:39

I'd personally tell my parents i found it, to be fair... why did they have YOUR card? My parents know if they take my stuff i have to find it, if they hide a suprise in such an obvious place, shame on them for not taking more care of it

I know for a fact my parents would prefer me to be honest and tell them rather than to lie and act suprised.

angeljayneuk · 17 May 2007 at 13:40

I think its in your name but its really your dads tax free pension.

If it is for you then u have nice parents.

Tomsk · 17 May 2007 at 13:41

Mr Nice said:
And that is assuming it is indeed for you.

True. Your (OP) parents may have set up the account years ago as a tax dodge.

[TW]Fox · 17 May 2007 at 13:59

Use it to swell the size of your e-peen on the internet! Oh wait..

Helium_Junkie · 17 May 2007 at 14:06

First thing you should do is tell us all about it, so we can laugh when it turns out it wasn't actually for you

My how I would giggle.