Kaffe has left me!

[Zefan]

It's definitely because she's realised that she feels the same way about me, and is flying 8000 miles just to tell me how she feels.

Yep.

 

[ng93]

I am infact her older sister...

Oh god, now im having all kind of thoughts...

 

[Lydzor]

Okay, so I was going to email you to ask you to chill with me, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mummy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you chill with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. What do you think?

I inadvertently read this in Angelos Epithemiou's voice. I'm not complaining or anything, it actually works rather well.

 

[MisChief]

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby xox

Wut?! You're so weird

 

[Hades]

Your sister says hi

 

[fiveub]

where is kaffe!?

 

[ShaolinDreams]

ok

Agreed.

 

[Robbo]

where is kaffe!?

Lock this attention whoring thread please.

There's a good chap.

 

[Shayper]

First world problems broseph.

Although I can't talk

 

[starfighter]

Aww boo hoo, your sister has gone on holiday for a week, how sad.

 

[Mrs Seabiscuit]

So, the OP has been de-kaffenated....

*likes*

 

[jas72]

I am infact her older sister...

Thinking about it..not sure what reply I was expecting or even why I mentioned it to you, apologies for the rubbish thread!

Apologie accepted

 

[Cosimo]

I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling.

Don't take up writing.

 

[Tibbz2]

according to this instant and moment, Lincoln.
God knows why, its a bit crap apparently

Yes, it is rather crap...

 

[MrMoonX]

I'm calling dibs on your sister mmkay

 

[Nick1881]

So how about we entertain you while she's away?

 

[Devrij]

So how about we entertain you while she's away?

*dusts off tap dancing shoes* just like we rehearsed okay?

 

[King Damager]

Oh god... I can't see how OP could ever see this going well.... Although I guess she might have been hoping a bunch of dashing gentleman came to her rescue, in which case she doesn't know OcUK very well xD

kd

 

[DiscoDave]

 

[gillywibble]

So, the OP has been de-kaffenated....

Bravo.