KATY PERRY IS GOING SINGLE!

Skull · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:22

Just look at those lovely baps! Happy new year!

Skeptic · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:22

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Derek W · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:22

in better news, Katherine Jenkins is now available

SeraphX · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:23

Biohazard said:
Katy Perry? Face bothered..

Slap makeup on most girls and they'll look like that.

Her songs are also increadibly ****.

/thread

Participant · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:25

Derek W said:
in better news, Katherine Jenkins is now available

Jaw too wide

vicisthebest · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:25

I'm a straight girl.

Katy Perry is my girl crush. She's hot.

Edited as some people took my flippant comment far too seriously.

Ben Cole · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:26

There are two types of men IMHO.

There are men who'd like to drill Katy Perry and there are gay men.

Seriously though, you can't argue about whether she's attractive or not. It's a matter of taste after all.

I will say though that the overwhelming majority of men I know that have expressed an opinion find her attractive.

SeraphX · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:26

vicisthebest said:
I'm a straight girl.

I would totally do Katy Perry. She's hot.

not totally straight then lol Bi-curious, or just daft

hux · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:27

What on earth is he doing down coverack, the place is a dive i should know im just 15 miles away.

Raikiri · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:27

Nitefly said:
SHOTGUN.

Edit - woo!

Pft, you can have her. I called shotgun on Zooey.

Derek W · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:52

Robbie G said:
Jaw too wide

I take it you're small then

Biohazard · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:53

vicisthebest said:
I'm a straight girl.

I would totally do Katy Perry. She's hot.

I think you are confused.

davedudes · 31 Dec 2011 at 16:57

You guys are way too picky over your women, I find Katy Perry really attractive, but first comes Jeri Ryan I just can't get enough of her.

j_walsh · 31 Dec 2011 at 17:13

I would smash her pasty, then repeat till it fell off.

starfighter · 31 Dec 2011 at 17:17

She isn't even that good looking in the face, simply big norks and nice body.

Von Smallhausen · 31 Dec 2011 at 17:18

She doesn't do much for me although I would imagine it would be mutual.

Efour · 31 Dec 2011 at 17:23

starfighter said:
She isn't even that good looking in the face, simply big norks and nice body.

How is this a problem... really?

in the fantasy i don't see myself getting married and having 3 kids.

Bilbocard · 31 Dec 2011 at 17:27

Lols if this was Dame Edna, she wouldn't get the same attention...

LordSplodge · 31 Dec 2011 at 17:32

I saw an advert where she was described as a singer/songwriter. Not laughed so hard in months. ****ing hilarious.

nutcase · 31 Dec 2011 at 17:41

Anyone or anything that Russell Brand has been near should be incinerated, so no thanks