Keep having dreams where I weigh next to nothing every night

BananaDunka · 20 Jul 2019 at 21:46

Some nights I'm like "0mg..."

NoobCannon · 20 Jul 2019 at 22:06

Who left the door open, mrk’s back

azazl187 · 20 Jul 2019 at 22:07

It's official. You are crazy

Bassmansam · 20 Jul 2019 at 22:17

have you been riding lots of roller coaster recently?

The_Abyss · 20 Jul 2019 at 22:18

I think we'd all miss these threads if they didn't happen. They're actually a brief, refreshing change from the dreary RSS regurgitation of news from the Daily Mail and faux outrage.

Scrub that 2016 out and put that 2019 in early

FBi7 · 20 Jul 2019 at 22:25

Efour · 21 Jul 2019 at 08:34

ah zero mg, took me about 10 seconds. My bad.

peterwalkley · 21 Jul 2019 at 10:03

Nice to wake to up A MrK classic with zero substance to it

[FnG]magnolia · 21 Jul 2019 at 10:04

Ban this sick filth.

peterwalkley · 21 Jul 2019 at 10:05

[FnG]magnolia said:
Ban this sick filth.

And MrK as well ?

BananaDunka · 21 Jul 2019 at 10:24

You all love it secretly. Filthy guilty pleasure even

Em3bbs · 21 Jul 2019 at 10:24

I will end you mrk.

Deleted member 77746 · 21 Jul 2019 at 10:24

I have been having them dreams recently, strange. Dunno what it means though.

Diddums · 21 Jul 2019 at 10:29

mrk said:
You all love it secretly. Filthy guilty pleasure even

Fair enough, you can have this one. I did a little giggle. You can stay Robbie

AndyCr15 · 21 Jul 2019 at 10:31

I think this is even worse than the last one... which I didn't think possible...

aardvark · 21 Jul 2019 at 10:58

took me a couple of seconds i'll admit.
still ban though.

AndyCr15 · 21 Jul 2019 at 11:07

Tbf, it shouldn't say 'next to nothing' if the punchline is zero mg, which is actually nothing...

BananaDunka · 21 Jul 2019 at 11:09

AndyCr15 said:
Tbf, it shouldn't say 'next to nothing' if the punchline is zero mg, which is actually nothing...

Which is why I said some nights I'm like 0mg, otherwise I'd have gone straight for the money shot mister

AndyCr15 · 21 Jul 2019 at 11:31

But you'd already said every night you're next to nothing. Some nights can't then be nothing...

BananaDunka · 21 Jul 2019 at 11:35

If it's next to nothing then it can be nothing on some nights, hence next to nothing which is the variable.

But let's not get bogged down by semantics in the presence of absolute lols