kelly osbourne in playboy?

Can't say I find her attractive. Althoug if she really wanted to have sex with me I probably wouldn't have the balls to say no (figuratively speaking of course).
 
Serj said:
Nah, my brothers mate's sister (lol) was going out with a guy in some band (lol again) and was invited along with her to the re-opening of the Hard Rock Cafe in London after that fire. Apparantly he met her there. Hardly something to be proud of and can't be considered willy waving as it isn't me so call BS all you want :p :)
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Whilst unlikely, I suppose it's not something that is to be bragged about, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. One question, do like like your brother's mate or is saying this part of a revenge plan?

Burnsy
 
Psyk said:
Can't say I find her attractive. Althoug if she really wanted to have sex with me I probably wouldn't have the balls to say no (figuratively speaking of course).
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I wouldn't know if to be flattered or offended.

Hang on, reality check, yes I would....."In your ****ing dreams!"

Burnsy
 
seek said:
and my sisters boyfriends great-uncle's friends dog poo's gold bars.
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explains the taste at least :D
 
burnsy2023 said:
Whilst unlikely, I suppose it's not something that is to be bragged about, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. One question, do like like your brother's mate or is saying this part of a revenge plan?

Burnsy
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He's a decent bloke so i'd believe him, fitted a new clutch for a very good price for my brother when he first got his Integra Type R. Its just that if you're gonna make up a story like that, why not say you met someone fit like a girl out of Hollyoaks or something equally as believable.

Only thing i remember my brother mentioning was that he said she loved it rough :o
 
ElRazur said:
Im sorry, that is revolting...she looks like a big fat overfed duck (or is it mallard?).....She reminds me of a peacok displaying its plumage. :(
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ostrich even.

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burnsy2023 said:
I wouldn't know if to be flattered or offended.

Hang on, reality check, yes I would....."In your ****ing dreams!"

Burnsy
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Well put it this way, after doing the dirty I'd have no problem selling my story to the first tabloid that comes along. Not that any would care really.

But the point is I wouldn't be so willing to sell the intimate details if I actually like the celebrity I slept with.
 
ElRazur said:
Just because some random guy from the inraweb say his cousin have sex with Kyle
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Yes but who's Kyle? South Park's very own Kyle Broflovski?, Billy Kyle?, Kyle Katarn from the Star Wars universe? Kyle Richmond, alter ego of Nighthawk? We need to know these things, man!
 
Takhisis said:
Christ!!! Just because she isn't stick thin you lot slate her!!!

How narrow minded and pathetic can you get!!!

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I dont like stick thin ladies but im sorry she is ugly and people seem to agree.
 
Takhisis said:
Christ!!! Just because she isn't stick thin you lot slate her!!!

How narrow minded and pathetic can you get!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad:
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TBH, her personality that is more unattractive then her body. Can't stand seeing her interviewed etc. But lets be honest, she jumped from the ugly tree and hit everythign on the way down.

Brunsy
 
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Takhisis said:
Christ!!! Just because she isn't stick thin you lot slate her!!!

How narrow minded and pathetic can you get!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad:
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Why do you assume it's her weight? Could it not be due to the fact she's just not that great looking?
 
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