Kiddies jokes needed!!

Soldato
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OK, after a few years of baby talk and changing nappies, my little one is growing up and i would like some jokes to tell him. However, after:

"Knock Knock, who's there? Doctor........etc etc etc

and

Why did the chicken cross the road (which the kiddie just stared at me blankley after delivering the killer puchline)/

I'm stuck. Can't think of anything else that doesn't involve, race, midgets, porn or asian dwarf porn.

Help!
 
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?

Rock it! :D

Whats brown and sticky?

A stick!

Whats pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff!
 
What goes peck.. BANG, peck... BANG, peck... BANG?

Chicken in a minefield.

(was my favourite joke as a lad)
 
What do you get if you cross a plate of jelly and a helicopter...

A Jellycopter!


Why is that the only joke i can remeber from my childhood :(
 
Mary had a Little bike she rode it on the Grass.
Every time the wheel went round
A spoke stuck up her Woooohooooooo

My Nanny witch used to sing this to me. :D
 
What do you get when you run over batman and robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

What kind of pet did Aladdin have?

A carpet.

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.
 
Mr Fox went down to the pond to get a drink. He saw Mr Frog sitting on a lilly.
"How did you get out there, Mr Frog?" he asked
"Easy!" Replied Mr Frog
"How deep is the water, Mr Frog?" The fox asked
"Needeep! Needeep!"
 
how do you stop a nose running ?
trip it over


what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?
you're too young to smoke
 
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