Killing time at work

[Rhys]

When I used to work in IKEA me and my friend played a game. The basic idea was you have two sheets of A4 each and a stapler each. Then when the office phones rings (signalling the start of the race) the winner is the one to staple each side together.

Simple but fun.

 

[LordSplodge]

I am currently so bored I find excuses to go talk to the new girl (hot)

Well I wouldn't expect you to waste all that time talking to her if she wasn't hot (to you)

On a related note I got a phone call from reception to let the Radio Engineer into the radio room. Wandering over expecting the usual radion engineer type (you know what I mean) and found out it was a young atractive woman. Ding dong.

I waste time at work on OCUK and coffee breaks.

 

[mac1st3]

When I used to work in IKEA me and my friend played a game. The basic idea was you have two sheets of A4 each and a stapler each. Then when the office phones rings (signalling the start of the race) the winner is the one to staple each side together.

Simple but fun.

gotta give this a try

we just stand around and talk or sometimes send someone onto the wrong train for a laugh

absolute genius!

 

[randal]

we just stand around and talk or sometimes send someone onto the wrong train for a laugh

Yeah well funny, someone at Clapham did that to me once. Went back, found him and gave him a rather large piece of my mind.

Seriously not cool, considering how much passengers get raped for fares as it is.

 

[Perywinkle]

I just slope off down the pub
We maintain 20 private care homes and our boss doesn't know his arse from his elbow when it comes to time management.
'That job'll take a couple of days wont it Pez?'
'Yes boss'
*finished in 3 hours* lol

 

[SlyReaper]

Pull out a big boring document, put it on my desk and pretend to read it. Then when you fall asleep, your head will be looking down towards the document so it looks like you're still reading. It works better if you actually try to read the document as that helps with the whole "falling asleep" thing.

 

[Worthy]

I just slope off down the pub
We maintain 20 private care homes and our boss doesn't know his arse from his elbow when it comes to time management.
'That job'll take a couple of days wont it Pez?'
'Yes boss'
*finished in 3 hours* lol

You lucky swine!

 

[Black Hat]

Thread bump, i currently have a lot of free time, unlimited net access, ive already turned the stock server into my own personal torrent server ideas?

 

[The Funktopus]

As I work in stock control I can usually kill time completely un-harassed by simply wandering around the warehouse with a piece of paper on a clipboard and pretending to check stock levels, batch numbers and so forth. Get's me away from my desk and I'm burning some calories at least.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Flash games, OcUK, other internet browsing, play football in the office, throw balls in the office, talk, make a cup of tea.

 

[Coomber]

I just slope off down the pub
We maintain 20 private care homes and our boss doesn't know his arse from his elbow when it comes to time management.
'That job'll take a couple of days wont it Pez?'
'Yes boss'
*finished in 3 hours* lol

I work for a care home management company, too, but I don't even have time to scratch my arse sometimes

What department do you work in? I'm in good old IT.