Because around here we know what kind of fool would not want a Kylie
She’s there for the moments you can’t get her out of your head, when a post is pure magic, when a thread is better the devil you know, and when someone turns up talking absolute confide in me-level drama like it’s a state secret.
Sometimes a reply deserves a normal like. Sometimes it deserves The Loco-Motion. Sometimes it’s so good you just have to say wow. And if a post is a bit naughty, a bit chaotic, a bit spinning around after three pints, then frankly only Kylie will do.
In short, I should be so lucky to be an admin of a forum with such refined cultural standards. This isn’t step back in time stuff either, it’s simple policy: when excellence appears, we give you just what you like.
Or, to put it another way: why do we have a Kylie?
Because we love at first sight, and because some posts deserve more than a thumbs-up, they deserve a tiny Australian national treasure.