Last night...

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So last night me and some mates were playing Scrabble and I had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur Football Club'.

I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points
 
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Juande Ramos was walking round WHL when he saw the groundsman

"The pitch is looking mucho lovely Groundman"

"Yes Juande, we put £70 million pounds worth of **** on it every week"
 
This kid was beaten very badly by his parents. He runs away and goes to his grand parents. Tells them his sorry story . They beat him too.

He is speechless for a while. then he recovers and says


take me to Tottenham,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
They ask him why ?
He says : They do not beat anybody !
 
Richard Branson was asked to be Spurs new sponsor but he declined the offer. When asked why he said
"How could we possibly put VIRGIN on the Shirts of a team that get ****** every week".
 
Darren Bent is ill, so Jaunde Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's he bumps into Arsene Wenger. 'What are you doing in here, Juande?' asks Wenger. 'Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent,' he replies. 'Sounds like a good swap to me,' says Wenger.
 
To the tune of American Pie

A long,Long time ago,
I can still remember,
How the Carling Cup win made them smile,
And they knew this could be their chance,
To finally make that big advance,
And maybe, break the top 4 for a while.

But transfer windows made them shiver,
As Robbie Keane went off to Liver.....
Pool, and Berbs to Man U,
You can't believe it can you?
Tears of laughter we all cried,
As on Bent they have to rely,
And Frasier Campbell really tried,
The Day That Tottenham Died !

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the Goalie,
Well it made Levy Cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie.

Did your players eat the poisoned food,
To let Arsenal in and Spoil your mood,
If the fansite tells you so,
Do you believe in Chas n Dave,
Can their music save you from an early grave,
And can Dawson teach me how to run real slow,
Well, I knew you were set for a let down,
When the Spaniard signed the Blackburn clown,
You sacked poor Martin Jol,
And now everyone just laughs out loud,
I have long been laughing at your lack of luck,
Your delusion means I couldn't give a ....,
That to the table bottom you are stuck,
The day the Tottenham died,
I started singing........

So my my kiss UEFA goodbye,
When Comoli sold the goalie,
Well it made Levy cry,
When you play for Spurs you kiss Capello goodbye,
Soon your gonna be a Magpie,
I bet you wish you were a Magpie.
 
Osama Bin Laden sent out a new video to prove he was still alive, in it he said SPURS were crap recently.

Britsh intelligence dissmissed it saying: ''That could have been recorded anytime in the last 8 years"
 
A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.

"Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.

You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.
 
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