Last Warning!

Diavolo · 13 Jul 2013 at 18:37

Repent! Make your stay in Hell that much easier while you still can!

Gilly · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:13

If we're all going to hell what's the point in repenting?!

Duke · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:15

i like turtles

Fenris · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:16

Diavolo said:
Make your stay in Hell that much easier

What? If I'm going to hell surely it's going to suck either way.

gillywibble · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:16

I'm already in hell. This thread proved it.

Nitefly · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:19

Strong first post!

doofer · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:20

Well, it explains the weather.

Werewolf · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:27

This reminds me, I've got Armageddon on Blu-ray to watch tonight.

MagicBoy · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:28

I don't have Armageddon. Will have to dig out Godzilla instead.

Bennie-Mac · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:29

Bloody mac users.

MagicBoy · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:29

You won't be saying that when Jeff Goldblum saves the planet using a Mac again.

Captain Chaos · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:30

Return of the MAC?

Hyburnate · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:31

At least he's in Jersey.

MagicBoy · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:32

When did Jersey get electricity and the internet?

DirtyJester · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:33

I'm scared....

twist3d0n3 · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:38

5 stars, would fap again

asim18 · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:41

See you in hell.

Vulcan · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:43

He's logged off already, that was boring.

Sliver · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:44

Send me to hell please. That's where all the interesting people end up. Better that than an eternity of subjection, worship, and subservience with a bunch of sycophants to a 'god' I'm in fear of. Heaven sounds like Hell to me. Let me die and be done with it.

bitslice · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:51

Diavolo said:
Make your stay in Hell that much easier

That implies that cushier conditions can be obtained? I thought that this was an all or nothing deal.

OP needs to rethink his position here, I don't believe he's read the small print.