Last Warning!

FBi7 · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:51

Too late. I already have a management position in hell reserved for me.

Also, in before the lock!

Firestar_3x · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:55

Diavolo said:
Repent! Make your stay in Hell that much easier while you still can!

But I'm a good boy, your mum told me so last night, well that's what I thought she said, her mouth was full at the time.

Kishywish · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:57

bitslice said:
That implies that cushier conditions can be obtained? I thought that this was an all or nothing deal.

OP needs to rethink his position here, I don't believe he's read the small print.

Maybe there's a grading system? For example, a bad person gets a bed made of smelly socks and a bad, bad, bad person gets a pillow made of angry ants?

Sorry, not really thought this one through.

Scuzi · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:57

Abraxaz1 · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:58

Azreal said:
Evil...is AN ABSTRACT! It's a human construct! But true to his irresponsible nature, man won't own up to being its engineer, so he blames his dark deeds on my ilk! But it's not enough to shadow his own existence: he turned Hell into a suffering pit! And why?! Because it is beyond your ability to simply make personal recompense for the sins you commit. No, you chose rather to create a psychodrama and dwell in a false belief that God could never forgive your grievous offences! So you bring your guilt and your inner decay with you to Hell, where the hoarded imaginations of so many gluttons-for-punishment gave birth to the sickness that has infected the abyss since the first one of your kind arrived there, begging to be punished! And in doing so, they've transformed the cold and the solitude to pain and misery!

Skillmister · 13 Jul 2013 at 19:59

Derek W · 13 Jul 2013 at 20:02

Take it outside god boy.......

G-MAN2004 · 13 Jul 2013 at 20:12

Jono8 · 13 Jul 2013 at 20:14

Armageddon out of this thread.

antijoke · 13 Jul 2013 at 20:17

Redz · 13 Jul 2013 at 20:17

My end is in my hand after reading this. One last fap before the zombie apocalypse.

Redz · 13 Jul 2013 at 20:21

Werewolf said:
This reminds me, I've got Armageddon on Blu-ray to watch tonight.

I've got Resident Evil 1 - 4 or Dexter season 6. Zombies or serial killers is a tough decision.

DampDog · 13 Jul 2013 at 20:22

For one moment I thought I could smell the burning fires of hell..!!!

Meh.... Next doors barbeque....

=XDC=FluphyBunny · 13 Jul 2013 at 20:40

If I am going to condemn myself to make believe places I choose a world of soon to be defiled beautiful (female) virgins. Just saying heaven and hell really lacks imagination.

Also OP Jason2?

LordSplodge · 13 Jul 2013 at 21:23

Bennie-Mac said:
Bloody mac users.

Somebody has to pay the piper...

=XDC=FluphyBunny said:
I choose a world of soon to be defiled beautiful (female) virgins.

Why would you want virgins? If I'm going to spend my time in eternity with lots of attractive women then I want ones that know how to please a man.

Elysium should be full of MILFs not virgins!

Mason- · 13 Jul 2013 at 21:34

IN.

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Werewolf · 13 Jul 2013 at 21:40

Angilion · 14 Jul 2013 at 01:24

I can't repent.

I haven't pented yet.

JayMax · 14 Jul 2013 at 01:29

Some sort of 'hand' joke right? I'm drawn to the old chaps hand directly below the text on the banner.

d_brennen · 14 Jul 2013 at 01:34

Captain Chaos said:
Return of the MAC?

Return of Jason2 :rolleyes: