Late night sunday joke

aerosol = excrement hole? :confused: . If said in the right way anyhow, probably best "told" if that is it; else I'm way off mark.
 
To redeem the thread:

A husband and wife get invited to a fancy dress party (the sort where you have a full outfit and a fancy mask thing) but the wife decides not to go due to not feeling well but the guy gets his outfit on and goes by himself. A few hours later the wife gets the idea in her head that her husband might be cheating on her due to the fact you cant tell who's actually who when you have the outfits on so she gets ready and goes to the party to see whats happening.

When she gets there she see's her husband dancing and groping numerous girls so she decides to join in the fun and approaches him and does abit of dirty dancing. They both go outside into the carpark and have sex in her car then go back into the party. The next morning the woman says to her husband with a smile on her face "good night then eh?" and he replies, "not really, got bored so went upstairs with the lads and played poker, gave my outfit to your dad"
 
James J said:
To redeem the thread:

A husband and wife get invited to a fancy dress party (the sort where you have a full outfit and a fancy mask thing) but the wife decides not to go due to not feeling well but the guy gets his outfit on and goes by himself. A few hours later the wife gets the idea in her head that her husband might be cheating on her due to the fact you cant tell who's actually who when you have the outfits on so she gets ready and goes to the party to see whats happening.

When she gets there she see's her husband dancing and groping numerous girls so she decides to join in the fun and approaches him and does abit of dirty dancing. They both go outside into the carpark and have sex in her car then go back into the party. The next morning the woman says to her husband with a smile on her face "good night then eh?" and he replies, "not really, got bored so went upstairs with the lads and played poker, gave my outfit to your dad"
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Consider this thread redeemed sir! :D
 
James J said:
To redeem the thread:

A husband and wife get invited to a fancy dress party (the sort where you have a full outfit and a fancy mask thing) but the wife decides not to go due to not feeling well but the guy gets his outfit on and goes by himself. A few hours later the wife gets the idea in her head that her husband might be cheating on her due to the fact you cant tell who's actually who when you have the outfits on so she gets ready and goes to the party to see whats happening.

When she gets there she see's her husband dancing and groping numerous girls so she decides to join in the fun and approaches him and does abit of dirty dancing. They both go outside into the carpark and have sex in her car then go back into the party. The next morning the woman says to her husband with a smile on her face "good night then eh?" and he replies, "not really, got bored so went upstairs with the lads and played poker, gave my outfit to your dad"
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well, that was a lot better than the arse aerating joke
 
The original joke reminded me of this one:

A woman went in to the chemists and asked for some bum deodorant. the chemist said, "we don't sell bum deodorant!"

The blonde said, "yes you do, I've been buying it for years from here!"

The chemist said, "I assure you young lady we don't sell bum deodorant here!"

The blonde said, "well, I'll prove it to you, I'll go home and bring an empty container to show you".

So she went home and came back and handed the container to the chemist with a flourish.

"Madam", said the chemist, "this is a quite normal underarm stick deodorant !"

"No it isn't", said the blonde getting annoyed, "look!" she took the deodorant from the chemist and said, "it says on the side, remove top and push up bottom!"
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:o
 
Combat squirrel said:
Do peoples sense of humor exist on different levels ? it seems so ! lol, it got a mild smirk out of me :p
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Well as a midly drunk student (typical) I think my quota for good humour is sufficiently lowered at the moment :p
 
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