Laughs in here!!!!!

[A.N.Other]

So none of the fallout reached Russia then?.....

Well the fallout was all over Europe, but you're not going to say 'Why shouldn't you buy Swedish underpants' are you?

 

[Dabbles]

FAIL. Chernobyl is in the Ukraine.

At the time Ukraine was under Soviet (Russian) rule.

FAIL on you numbnuts.

 

[A.N.Other]

At the time Ukraine was under Soviet (Russian) rule.

FAIL on you numbnuts.

Yes, this is true, but the joke didn't say USSR either, did it?

 

[twe]

That was funny Ewaf

 

[Ewaf]

Just doing my part!

 

[Shayper]

 

[Adrianr]

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?


...


Because he couldn't part with it.

Picture made it

 

[petriodet]

 

[DarkShadow]

snip

My doctor told me stop lifting heavy objects..

So I now pee sitting down.

 

[Cleeecooo]

My doctor told me stop lifting heavy objects..

So I now pee sitting down.

2 grams isn't heavy

 

[DarkShadow]

2 grams isn't heavy

Your mum...

Ow!!!

 

[Buddah]

Just arrived home to find a pretty woman grouting the bathroom wall and singing "It's a heartache, nothing but a fools game !"




























I thought to myself, she's a Bonnie Tiler!!

 

[Nigel014]

What did the cannibal say when he saw a maintenance man changing a light bulb?



Light lunch.




Bazinga.

 

[TheYoungster]

What did the cannibal say when he saw a maintenance man changing a light bulb?



Light lunch.




Bazinga.

bazinga made that so much better...

 

[elmuzzy66.]

What car does the dyslexic man buy?



Fiat 126

 

[N19h7m4r3]

What car does the dyslexic man buy?



Fiat 126

Don't get it...

 

[Participant]

 

[Gaygle]

This thread rules.

 

[gillywibble]

5 stars.

 

[Cosimo]

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Got a chuckle.