Seeing russian text always makes me think of aliens.How to count to 20 in Russian...
1 - один
2 - два
3 - три
4 - четыре
5 - пять
6 - шесть
7 - семь
8 - восемь
9 - девять
10 -десять
11 - одиннадцать
12 - двенадцать
13 - тринадцать
14 - четырнадцать
15 - пятнадцать
16 - шестнадцать
17 - семнадцать
18 - восемнадцать
19 - девятнадцать
20 - двадцать
Us older people need to learn something new every day...
Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.
I enjoyed it OP, cheers, though I am a fanatic for origins of phrases.
I disliked it for the same reason.
A good rule of thumb is to distrust any etymology you find online other than on specialised websites with either peer review or genuine experts (and preferably both). That's especially true when it comes to phrases rather than single words (those are generally more reliable because they're generally addressed by people with relevant expertise).
It's possible that some of what the OP said is partially true to some extent, and that's the best I can say about it. I didn't even read all of it because it irritated me enough before I got to the end.
EDIT: Well, I gritted my teeth and read through it all. I think that the only etymology in that list that might be true is "dirt poor", and I wouldn't bet on it.
I enjoyed that tbh. Shame it isn't true I'm just waiting for OP to research the true meanings for us all
I did think the ****ing in a pot was true though ?
It has some plausible elements. Urine was used commercially in the past. It was even taxed in some times and places. Public toilets have in the past been joking named after the Roman emperor Titus Flavius Vespasianus, for example. He came to power with the economy in a right mess and needed to raise money every way he could - one way was to tax urine from public toilets, which was widely used in the laundry industry for bleaching. It was used for tanning leather, too, in many times and places. Maybe it still is, I don't know.
I doubt if it's the origin of the phrase, though. I'm thinking that "**** poor" is probably an example of a crude word used for emphasis.