Leftism!!

Wryel · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:23

My insurance company is leftist! If I lose a body part, I get more if its from the right!

Examples:

Right arm: up to £3750
Left arm: up to £3250
Right forefinger: up to £750
Left forefinger: up to £600

You think I could sue?

Kamerad · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:24

Kazatan · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:25

lol is that because you are right handed, i mean if u were left handed would they pay more for your left arm/hand/finger?

pyro · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:25

They will only pay you £4k for losing an arm?

Chronos-X · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:25

Learn to write properly.

TheCrow · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:26

yes, or at lest get it changed to left it your are a leftie.

Wryel · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:29

Kazatan said:
lol is that because you are right handed, i mean if u were left handed would they pay more for your left arm/hand/finger?

They never asked me, I'm left handed.

panthro · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:29

I thought this thread was going to be a "which way do you dress" thread. Im a leftist

starscream · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:35

That doesn't seem like a lot of money, what's the most expensive body part you can lose?

Wryel · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:37

Both eyes =5k, 50k for total disablement. Its just my contents insurance - was checking if my ipod might be covered for acts of muppetness.

panthro · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:38

Wryel said:
Both eyes =5k, 50k for total disablement. Its just my contents insurance - was checking if my ipod might be covered for acts of muppetness.

that really isnt much money at all for total disablement.

Scythe · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:38

starscream said:
That doesn't seem like a lot of money, what's the most expensive body part you can lose?

Its in the trouser department.

penski · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:38

I've contemplated removing my left pinkie for a few years now...What'd I get?

*n

Amp34 · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:42

Just put yourself down as ambidextrous, then if either of your arms were "accidently" cut off youd get the higher amount. Unless of course they just gave you the lower amount as you can still use the other arm.

starscream · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:44

Scythe said:
Its in the trouser department.

Is that one in there? what's the next highest payout after if it is?

Zip · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:44

How much do you get if you lose your man bits :confused:

Wryel · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:45

penski said:
I've contemplated removing my left pinkie for a few years now...What'd I get?

*n

400 knicker. Thats £100 less than if it was the right......can I tempt you? I have a soldering iron to cauterize....

Wryel · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:47

Zip said:
How much do you get if you lose your man bits

No mention of the old fella, wonder if you get more for your right ball...

penski · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:48

Wryel said:
400 knicker. Thats £100 less than if it was the right......can I tempt you? I have a soldering iron to cauterize....

That's not hot enough

I do have a hyrefractor though...

*n

Zip · 19 Apr 2006 at 21:49

Wryel said:
No mention of the old fella, wonder if you get more for your right ball...

You better get more for the right ball, hes the better of the 2