Let the Probing begin! :)

Well Update.

I had my probing.

Mixed results! :/

It was a bit uncomfortable (Even more so because I was in a room full of rather fit Nurses having stuff stuck up my arse while being inflated like a bloody balloon so I was farting like a trooper all the while too! Just to make the humiliation complete! Its like the Bloody Dentists! Why do they do that? :p )

The whole thing was on video in front of me, very interesting actually, I am not the squeamish sort. I spotted the odd diverticulitis before he mentioned it

(Apparently it is not called diverticulitis disease any more because everybody gets it eventually and most people do not have a problem It just means that there are things I can do to reduce the likelihood of it becoming a problem in the future)

On a more worrying note, I did have a small "Squatter" which got snipped out, (Totally painless) I will find out over the next week whether this is a problem or not! :eek:

(I am assured that it probably isn't, but nevertheless since my Dad died from Bum-Cancer, it is a bit of a worry. :( )

Ho Humm, Such is life!

NOLF!
 
Good luck. Been in a similar situation myself (not bum) so know what it's like waiting. I'm sure it will be fine.
 
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I did not so many years ago pop 2 discs out from their home and into my spinal cord, that hurt more than I can explain without swearing and getting banned for life.

I did not so many months ago have a camera shoved up my fire exit and I can only say that I longed for disc number 3 to drop its guts.

Good luck soldier, see you on the other side.
 
Orionaut said:
It was a bit uncomfortable (Even more so because I was in a room full of rather fit Nurses having stuff stuck up my arse while being inflated like a bloody balloon so I was farting like a trooper all the while too! Just to make the humiliation complete! Its like the Bloody Dentists! Why do they do that? :p )
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I would absolutely hate that :o. It was bad enough when I had my wisdom tooth out a couple of months ago and there was like 5 hot girls stood at the side of me watching me have my tooth out. For like 5 mins i was laying there waiting for my mouth to numb with some orange goggles on lol. So awkward.
 
dalehitchy1 said:
Ahhh beat me to it. Well as a gay man.... Relax, start of slow and by the end you'll be asking for it deeper
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Sorry I cannot relate to that as my own person experience has been screw drivers and poppers. :D

I will leave it there. lol :p

OP nothing to worry about just don't drink Guinness and eat a sausage dinner the night before, as god help the doctor if you do! :p
 
This thread took a disturbing turn. I'm all for the bum probing but not this loving malarkey!
 
An update,

Well, I got the phone call today! (On my mobile while I was working on site in the middle of a job! :eek:)

Caller "Hello, Is that Mr X? This is Y hospital. How are you?"

Me "Probably not very well if you have felt the need to actually phone me!:eek::eek: :eek: "

Caller " No, you are absolutely fine, there is no problem at all, the "Squatter" was just a perfectly normal bit of gut, Not even a squatter, it just looked a bit like one at the time!""

"Well (edit out more stars that site has available) but i am relieved!"

As for....

Ahhh beat me to it. Well as a gay man.... Relax, start of slow and by the end you'll be asking for it deeper ��
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Camera was no bigger than a pepperami, The idea of my baby holding an apple going in there really doesn't bear any thinking about! :eek:

You actually like that?? :eek: :)
 
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