Let's do some 360 degree feedback!
- Thread starter [FnG]magnolia
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Proper 360 degree feedback is excellent and can only be good for a career.
Before submitting feedback I think it's pertinent to generate some behavioral and knowledge competencies.
I also need your Key Differentiators and KPIs.
Soldato
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360 Review, mid-year 2013
Overclockers UK General Discussion PLC
Date review completed: 12/07/2013
Completed by: Theophany
Position: Managing Director, Hot Beverage Dispensary Unit
Manager: [FnG]magnolia
UncleRuckus
It is with a heavy heart and a lot of regret I write this review for you Ruckus. Whilst recruiting quotas got you into a job here at GD, of which we have little control, it has been suggested by HR that your application may not have been entirely truthful with regards to Section 2.1A 'where do you fall on the autistic spectrum?'
Admittedly, our HR department here at GD consists pretty much of Maccy, sat in an unfurnished office smearing peanut butter onto his undercarriage and yelling out of the window like a demented old man, but I feel that his judgement on the matter is highly accurate.
As a result, I think it would be wise to focus on drawing less crayon pictures ahead of your next review as well as perhaps paring back your affinity for dry humping office furniture. Also, if you could please stop collecting your co-worker's used tissues and cataloging them in the communal kitchen cupboard as per your earlier disciplinary, that would fantastic.
TonyWilliams
There's an asian guy trying to force himself upon your sister in your garden shed, but your house is on fire because you, rather resourcefully, tried to cool down your 3kW fan heater in a bucket of water. You'd try to drive to the police station for help, but your friend managed to get you disqualified when he was driving your car without insurance.
Suddenly, there's a rap at the door of your currently burning house, it's the asian man from the shed and your sister. He's been out clubbing and is rather intoxicated. Desperately, he forces past you and sits in the inferno that used to be your living room. He begins to masturbate furiously and, at the verge of climax, cries out for your mother.
You go upstairs to the bathroom, avoiding falling rafters as you go and reach the cabinet above the sink. You open it and take the childproof bottle from the top shelf. You open the bottle and pour a handful of the large, white capsules out, noting the emboldened word on the label - suppositories. Empowered, you push each pill into your mouth and dry swallow them. It's time to open the Internet and inform GD.
Overclockers UK General Discussion PLC
Date review completed: 12/07/2013
Completed by: Theophany
Position: Managing Director, Hot Beverage Dispensary Unit
Manager: [FnG]magnolia
UncleRuckus
It is with a heavy heart and a lot of regret I write this review for you Ruckus. Whilst recruiting quotas got you into a job here at GD, of which we have little control, it has been suggested by HR that your application may not have been entirely truthful with regards to Section 2.1A 'where do you fall on the autistic spectrum?'
Admittedly, our HR department here at GD consists pretty much of Maccy, sat in an unfurnished office smearing peanut butter onto his undercarriage and yelling out of the window like a demented old man, but I feel that his judgement on the matter is highly accurate.
As a result, I think it would be wise to focus on drawing less crayon pictures ahead of your next review as well as perhaps paring back your affinity for dry humping office furniture. Also, if you could please stop collecting your co-worker's used tissues and cataloging them in the communal kitchen cupboard as per your earlier disciplinary, that would fantastic.
TonyWilliams
There's an asian guy trying to force himself upon your sister in your garden shed, but your house is on fire because you, rather resourcefully, tried to cool down your 3kW fan heater in a bucket of water. You'd try to drive to the police station for help, but your friend managed to get you disqualified when he was driving your car without insurance.
Suddenly, there's a rap at the door of your currently burning house, it's the asian man from the shed and your sister. He's been out clubbing and is rather intoxicated. Desperately, he forces past you and sits in the inferno that used to be your living room. He begins to masturbate furiously and, at the verge of climax, cries out for your mother.
You go upstairs to the bathroom, avoiding falling rafters as you go and reach the cabinet above the sink. You open it and take the childproof bottle from the top shelf. You open the bottle and pour a handful of the large, white capsules out, noting the emboldened word on the label - suppositories. Empowered, you push each pill into your mouth and dry swallow them. It's time to open the Internet and inform GD.
Soldato
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Best post of 2013 ^
[FnG]magnolia;24598545 said:
Too much work. How about you do a self-appraisal? What do you bring to the group? What are your strengths/weaknesses? Can you provide an example of an issue that you worked on here that highlights your problem solving skills and teamwork ability? Where do you see yourself in 5 years? You know the drill...