Lets hear your weird and wonderful voices

[Scuzi]

I remember doing a thread like this a while ago but I think it was lost in the big nuke. The idea is to hear your voices and various accents from all over the place.

Record yourself reading the following script and post it in this thread.

Hi, my name is (put your name here) and this is my (region) accent. I think (insert forum member name here) is sexy. (Add a common colloquial phrase to the end if you wish)

Here is mine


So come on, lets hear yours.

 

[Scuzi]

"Fancy headin' up the road fir a wee jar?"

A translation to English would be "Would you like to go to the local public house to indulge in an alcoholic beverage, preferably a pint?"

 

[Scuzi]

Come on! Less typing, more speaking!

Tony, my Belfast spidey accent is scarily realistic but I'm not brave enough to post my impression on the net.

"Hi Sassage, I'll gat ayre Gerry fir ye an' he'll knack yer melt in"

 

[Scuzi]

If you need it hosted mail it to me (click sig)

Irish accents (northern and southern) are lovely. I could speak to an Irishman or woman all day and not get bored.

My accent is the only thing I've got going for me when on the pull

 

[Scuzi]

Makes me wonder, what would happen if you configured a dictator program for a queens english clean accent and then had a strong northern or Irish accent speak into it. I bet it'd chuck out crazy words

I am such a machine. I can attempt NI colloquial speech in a posh English accent.

 

[Scuzi]

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/boutye.wav
"What about ye big lad, what's the craic the day?


http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/saunter.wav
"Saunter on before ah kick ye in the hole"


http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/weejar.wav
"Hi Gerry, fancy headin' up the road fir a wee jar?"


**My personal favourite**
Tut tut, link removed for swearing - Davey
"That's a class bottle ah' Buckfast, ****** magic!"


More translations on request

 

[Scuzi]

Make some sexy moaning noises

For what reason? Get your hands out of your trousers!

If you're female then I'll oblige

 

[Scuzi]

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/rambling4.mp3

I'm bored. I had a lot to say. That's the typical sort of conversation

So come on the rest of you, lets hear your voices!

 

[Scuzi]

Who's Colin Murray?

Post your voice

 

[Scuzi]

me227:

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/me227.wav

So who is CHKHCCHKCHCCKCHCK?

 

[Scuzi]

*Knees go to jelly*

Damn you - its 7:30 in the morning - its too early for shivers down my spine

Glad it wasnt just me!

/looks at Mouse

/looks at monitor

/looks at microphone

....so.....how do you record them?

Start --> Programs --> Accessories --> Entertainment --> Sound Recorder

 

[Scuzi]

SCUZI, SCUZI!!!!

record this..."they's after me lucky charms!!" pleeeeeeeeeeeease!

if you can do it as an mp3, that'd be great...i'll set it as my message ringtone

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/luckycharms.mp3

I'll trasnslate the rambling later, I have to go to the gym now.

 

[Scuzi]

I'm going to do the lucky charms quote that Sic submitted, but later as I have no access to a microphone at the minute.


Ye's have been warned!

Ohh bejaysus, ye better watch that Sic one, he went and took me lucky charms....pot o' gold an' all! Oi'll be gettin' de banshees till come an get him oi will!

 

[Scuzi]

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/sicrant.mp3

Yer in fir it noo oi tell ye!

My put on southern acccent is a lot worse than the one I seem to adopt when I'm down there.

 

[Scuzi]

Wouldn't happen to be a Naaaarrrttthhhhener would you?

 

[Scuzi]

One question do i sound very Scottish?

Not verrry Scottish. It's easy to tell it's a Scottish accent but it's not as rough cut as most.

Very soft

 

[Scuzi]

It was encoded using a LAME MP3 codec if that's any help. Your codec might need updating.


Come on, we've had loads of promises of voices but very few have actually posted!

 

[Scuzi]

I've also been told that my Irish and my Russian accents are good.

Let's hear them then

 

[Scuzi]

http://www.blade-uk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/aruffellirish.wav

Not doing my russian as i have to say it quite loudly and everyone is in bed at the moment lol.

Irish is above, probably sounds crap but whenever i come over to Ireland, i fool mass amounts of people into thinkin that i am irish.

Andy

That's bloody good!
Yeah, I'm up for a pint.

 

[Scuzi]

Wahay, I found my mic.

Now where do I host?

Mail it to me (click sig).