Lets hear your weird and wonderful voices

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 01:19

I remember doing a thread like this a while ago but I think it was lost in the big nuke. The idea is to hear your voices and various accents from all over the place.

Record yourself reading the following script and post it in this thread.

Hi, my name is (put your name here) and this is my (region) accent. I think (insert forum member name here) is sexy. (Add a common colloquial phrase to the end if you wish)

Here is mine

So come on, lets hear yours.

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 01:24

"Fancy headin' up the road fir a wee jar?"

A translation to English would be "Would you like to go to the local public house to indulge in an alcoholic beverage, preferably a pint?"

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 01:30

Come on! Less typing, more speaking!

Tony, my Belfast spidey accent is scarily realistic but I'm not brave enough to post my impression on the net.

"Hi Sassage, I'll gat ayre Gerry fir ye an' he'll knack yer melt in"

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 01:36

If you need it hosted mail it to me (click sig)

Doohickey said:
Irish accents (northern and southern) are lovely. I could speak to an Irishman or woman all day and not get bored.

My accent is the only thing I've got going for me when on the pull

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 01:52

Zefan said:
Makes me wonder, what would happen if you configured a dictator program for a queens english clean accent and then had a strong northern or Irish accent speak into it. I bet it'd chuck out crazy words

I am such a machine. I can attempt NI colloquial speech in a posh English accent.

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 02:08

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/boutye.wav
"What about ye big lad, what's the craic the day?

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/saunter.wav
"Saunter on before ah kick ye in the hole"

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/weejar.wav
"Hi Gerry, fancy headin' up the road fir a wee jar?"

**My personal favourite**
Tut tut, link removed for swearing - Davey
"That's a class bottle ah' Buckfast, ****** magic!"

More translations on request

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 02:16

Che said:
Make some sexy moaning noises

For what reason? Get your hands out of your trousers! :eek:

If you're female then I'll oblige

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 02:54

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/rambling4.mp3

I'm bored. I had a lot to say. That's the typical sort of conversation

So come on the rest of you, lets hear your voices!

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 03:05

Who's Colin Murray? :confused:

Post your voice

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 03:32

me227:

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/me227.wav

So who is CHKHCCHKCHCCKCHCK?

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 12:28

Takhisis said:
*Knees go to jelly*

Damn you - its 7:30 in the morning - its too early for shivers down my spine

Pebbles said:
Glad it wasnt just me!

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
/looks at Mouse

/looks at monitor

/looks at microphone

....so.....how do you record them?

Start --> Programs --> Accessories --> Entertainment --> Sound Recorder

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 13:39

Sic said:
SCUZI, SCUZI!!!!

record this..."they's after me lucky charms!!" pleeeeeeeeeeeease!

if you can do it as an mp3, that'd be great...i'll set it as my message ringtone

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/luckycharms.mp3

I'll trasnslate the rambling later, I have to go to the gym now.

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 16:15

Tony Soprano said:
I'm going to do the lucky charms quote that Sic submitted, but later as I have no access to a microphone at the minute.

Ye's have been warned!

Ohh bejaysus, ye better watch that Sic one, he went and took me lucky charms....pot o' gold an' all! Oi'll be gettin' de banshees till come an get him oi will!

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 16:23

http://www.scuzi.eclipse.co.uk/sicrant.mp3

Yer in fir it noo oi tell ye!

My put on southern acccent is a lot worse than the one I seem to adopt when I'm down there.

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 22:52

Wouldn't happen to be a Naaaarrrttthhhhener would you?

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 23:02

Blackstar said:
One question do i sound very Scottish?

Not verrry Scottish. It's easy to tell it's a Scottish accent but it's not as rough cut as most.

Very soft :cool:

Scuzi · 9 Mar 2006 at 23:31

It was encoded using a LAME MP3 codec if that's any help. Your codec might need updating.

Come on, we've had loads of promises of voices but very few have actually posted!

Scuzi · 10 Mar 2006 at 00:34

Aruffell said:
I've also been told that my Irish and my Russian accents are good.

Let's hear them then

Scuzi · 10 Mar 2006 at 02:25

Aruffell said:
http://www.blade-uk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/aruffellirish.wav

Not doing my russian as i have to say it quite loudly and everyone is in bed at the moment lol.

Irish is above, probably sounds crap but whenever i come over to Ireland, i fool mass amounts of people into thinkin that i am irish.

Andy

That's bloody good! :eek:

Yeah, I'm up for a pint.

Scuzi · 10 Mar 2006 at 16:45

Enfield said:
Wahay, I found my mic.

Now where do I host?

Mail it to me (click sig).