Let's Play A Game.... The /\ < \/ Game

[PurpleDinosaur]

^ Has a fetish for horses which is why he has Steed in his name
< Had a birthday 2 weeks ago
V Is having confused feelings for a same-sex friend

 

[camels5]

/\ is right, birthday next month
< is watching t.v.
\/ is painting her nails

 

[MadMan-JaMeS]

/\ Not Hers, His
< Is also watching tv after feeding his fish
\/ Has some ype of fish too ?

 

[nat666]

/\ is right but only 1 fish left cos they keep dying
< loves giraffes
\/ is wanting to book a holiday soon?

 

[FrostedNipple]

^ is wrong, holidays are 24/7
< making odd shapes out of bluetack
\/ wishes they had something to fiddle with

 

[ginger_pat]

^ Is true
< Knows a word that rhymes with purple Slurple (from vimto)
\/Fancies a cheese toastie

 

[BallisticJack]

/\ Would love one but is on a diet (again!)
< Going to bed
\/ Is "sand papering" his private parts!

 

[tebanski]

/\ No, my genital sand papering days are way behind me now. (what a summer that was though)

< has just named himself Rupert Bear in a (remote) email to lead on a 419 Nigerian scammer (sick of their spam scam cr*p)

\/ has a fear of vegetables (Lachanophobia)

 

[Naffa]

/\ Made me LOL!!1two
< Is about to leave for college.. Sigh...
\/ Is not as tall as me.

 

[malfunkshun]

/\ would have to be 6'8"
< might be lying
\/ is a dwarf

 

[G18241]

/\ Made me LOL!!1two
< Is about to leave for college.. Sigh...
\/ Is not as tall as me.

/\ nope im much much taller
< has the day off to play games all day
\/has a holiday booked for this year

edit:beaten...but still kinda makes sense

 

[Kell_ee001]

/\ I haven't yet but hope to soon

< wants a holiday to look forward to

\/ has man-flu

 

[Steedie]

^ Almost, has that stomach bug instead, fun
< Is feeling rather unwell today, no work though
V Has had the stomach bug

 

[PurpleDinosaur]

^ Almost, has that stomach bug instead, fun
< Is feeling rather unwell today, no work though
V Has had the stomach bug

^ Incorrect, no stomach bug has visited me yet.
< Has just managed to drag himself out of bed in time to catch his third lecture.
V has recently checked him/herself for STDs.

 

[aeT]

^ Is misinformed, I haven't, you didnt see anything I tells you...
< Is raging at FIFA 2008 Online.
V Has a strange obsession with leprechauns

 

[Mat]

^ Aye, to be sure, to be sure...
< Cant wait for lunchtime
v Prefers blondes

 

[Deleted member 64478]

/\ wrong, I like both Blonds & Brunettes
< is drinkin a coffee
\/ had a wet dream last night

 

[hitmanuk]

/\ true -- had dream i was on a fishing boat at sea
< is bored out my nut
\/ is very hungry and going to make a pot noodle

 

[wordy]

/\ nah, I'm eating some sandwiches
< is in a really ****** mood today
\/ is going to say something to cheer me up

 

[Crossy]

/\ not True
< Is pooing his pants about his Driving test in 3 hours!
\/ Is going to give me a banana to help me concentrate.