Lets solve all the worlds problems in this thread.

Cosimo · 20 Jul 2011 at 11:28

Capn' $qu!ff said:
Kill the foolish masses!

or

Make me Supreme Overlord and General Dictator of the World I'll sort it all out!

Making you the supremo might just spur us into action. Lynch mob action.

Deadbeat · 20 Jul 2011 at 11:31

Take all the people in prison and feed them to the hungry. Then take all the homeless and put them in prison. 3 problems solved in 2 steps.

Unashamedly lifted from a stand-up comedian whose name I now forget.

ThomasTheTankEngine · 20 Jul 2011 at 11:33

Wzd said:
Population problem!

Ever seen Logan's Run?

...crap, i'm 34

Bum-sex is the universal solution to over-population.

Fapping for the middle east, bum sex for the rest of us.

That's 95% of the worlds problems sorted right there. Am I the only one making an effort in this thread?

Craig1981 · 20 Jul 2011 at 11:38

Save the world? Alright! I'll do it! Craig awaaaaaayyyy!!!!

Van Hellseek · 21 Jul 2011 at 01:14

Day #2

Progress: World problems have not yet been solved by OcUkers.

Outlook: Grim.

G-MAN2004 · 21 Jul 2011 at 01:20

I will not help you solve the world's problems.

Van Hellseek · 21 Jul 2011 at 01:35

G-MAN2004 said:
I will not help you solve the world's problems.

Well that's just mean.

I hope santa brings you a lump of coal in your stocking this year.

Amnesia · 21 Jul 2011 at 01:38

remove all interest from loans...world wide

Subliminal Aura · 21 Jul 2011 at 01:40

Amnesia said:
remove all interest from loans...world wide

That would be like setting off a nuke in every city on the planet

DefiantAsh · 21 Jul 2011 at 08:37

Subliminal Aura said:
That would be like setting off a nuke in every city on the planet

Problem?

Castiel · 21 Jul 2011 at 09:04

kill the politicians, followed closely by the lawyers then the traffic wardens.

Problems solved.