Letter from the House of Commons?

Furton · 24 Jan 2009 at 12:56

My mum's away on holiday all week but this morning received a letter in an envelope with the House of Commons logo on it. Obviously I'm not going to open it but what could it be? Nothing serious is it?

Cosimo · 24 Jan 2009 at 12:59

She is going to be made Queen

semi-pro waster · 24 Jan 2009 at 13:02

It's quite possible that your local MP has written to her over some matter or another, has she recently written into her MP or is there something planned in the locality that is likely to affect her? If so then that is probably it.

alex24 · 24 Jan 2009 at 13:03

semi-pro waster said:
It's quite possible that your local MP has written to her over some matter or another, has she recently written into her MP or is there something planned in the locality that is likely to affect her? If so then that is probably it.

Yes I had one marked in the same way, it was from the local MP.

Cybermyk · 24 Jan 2009 at 13:04

Probably a disclaimer saying that Brown has never met her or something, I'd keep an eye on the news.

James07 · 24 Jan 2009 at 13:08

simulatorman said:
She is going to be made Queen

Lmao that got a proper laugh from me!!

arknor · 24 Jan 2009 at 13:23

Cybermyk said:
Probably a disclaimer saying that Brown has never met her or something, I'd keep an eye on the news.

+1

Jono8 · 24 Jan 2009 at 13:32

your going to jail boy. run!

Hades · 24 Jan 2009 at 14:00

It's Brown tryng to collect your share of the £200bn he's just pumped into the banks. I hope you have it?

Pete19s · 24 Jan 2009 at 16:38

Jury Duty? Had a similar thing come through not so long ago.

Greenlizard0 · 24 Jan 2009 at 16:39

Your mom is a super secret international spy/hooker.

Chief Wiggum · 24 Jan 2009 at 16:49

It'll contain:

Dear Mrs [Name]

My name is Sir Jeff Stanley Gumball and I work from The royal inland revenue of her majesty's great britain. We have some finacial interests in overseas banks and your name has come up as resident that can helo us, to retrive £100 billion pounds from our overseas partners.

If you can provide your bank details, and include a copy of your sigature to the house of commons, we can use your account as a realease agent.

So that you don't loose out, we would like to leave 10% of the funds as a balance in your account so that we can re-imburse you.

You help in the urgent matter is greatly appreciated

Yours

Sir Jeff Stanley Gumball

Do it, do it now!

Furton · 24 Jan 2009 at 19:42

Chief Wiggum said:
It'll contain:

Do it, do it now!

Excellent, I'll sign her up now