Licking envelopes

[gatzi]

Man....I get so annoyed sometimes

Woman at work after an envelope moistener (dabber stamp thing) for ages. I enquire how many envelopes this is for and it's 2.

I said just lick them.....oh no! Aparently you can't lick an envelope or you'll get maggots in your mouth!

We had a somewhat heated chat about it and I said that couldn't & wouldn't happen

So...would you lick an envelope? Yeah it might not tatse great but it's just an envelope!

 

[Sgt Tackleberry]

i lick an envelope, taste gr8!..


PMSL you will get maggots in your mouth!

 

[diverse180]

I licked an envelope once

 

['Wes]

lol

 

[GhostlyPea]

Wacko lady.... my Mum is allergic to the glue so always just used a wet cloth. Just get her to do that

- Pea0n

 

[gatzi]

Maggots in the mouth; not everytime of course but she said it COULD happen!

Some envelopes actually taste nice IMO

 

[Pate]

 

[Beans on toast Dave]

Maggots lol
I would tell her it might make her pregnant

 

[topgun06]

I licked an envelope, and I liked it...

 

[Zefan]

Maggots in your mouth.

Fact.

 

[alx]

Tell her it's not the maggots she should be worrying about but the bad AIDS. And pancakes.

 

[Rameses]

I licked an envelope, and I liked it...

MAGGOTSINURMOUTHINNITBRUV

 

[vanandjuanunited]

Health and safety alert

She may cut her tongue

 

[Cosimo]

Health and safety alert

She may cut her tongue

... and then attract maggots.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Lick it for her, really seductively.

 

[ThomasTheTankEngine]

You lick the envelopes, she licks the windows.

 

[Morgoth]

I used to lick 20+ per day in another job.

EDIT: Getting a paper cut at the corner of your mouth sucks.

 

[Craig1981]

Yeah I bet she really wants you to lick her envelope!

 

[bandit]

tell her licking envelops prevents AIDS

 

[GravyMonster]

lolwomen.