Licking envelopes

Just make sure you use a wet wipe to clean the end of it afterwards.


Wait, which thread its this?
 
gatzi said:
I said just lick them.....oh no! Aparently you can't lick an envelope or you'll get maggots in your mouth!
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I do remember reading this horrible story about someone that licked an envelope that had some cockroach eggs on the glue. One got through a cut on the tongue and not long later that part of the tongue started to swell dramatically and got extremelly painful. A doctor cut open the swelling and a live cockroach popped out.

Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
 
Craig1981 said:
I do remember reading this horrible story about someone that licked an envelope that had some cockroach eggs on the glue. One got through a cut on the tongue and not long later that part of the tongue started to swell dramatically and got extremelly painful. A doctor cut open the swelling and a live cockroach popped out.

Gives me the shivers just thinking about it.
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Thanks, now I'm scared of envelopes forever.
 
In fact this reminds me of a story my mum once told me about one of the kids she taught at school back in the 80's they were doing the rounds of checking the kids for nits (head lice) and one kid's skin ontop of his head was writhing.

He went to the doctor who then sent him for a checkup at the hospital which then allegedly found an entire colony of headlice living under the skin on top of his scalp.:eek:

Needless to say as a 6 year old at the time of hearing this I practically wet myself and had no issues when it came my turn to be checked for nits. Still unsure if she told me a porkie or not though.
 
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