Man of Honour
- Joined
- 17 Feb 2003
- Posts
- 29,640
- Location
- Chelmsford
Memory was something you lost with age..
An application was for employment.
A programme was a show on TV.
A cursor was someone who swore a lot.
A Keybaord was a Piano.
The web was a spiders' home
A virus was the flu.
A hard drive was a trip down the road.
A mouse pad was were a mouse lived
and if you had a 3" floppy you just kept quiet about it and hoped nobody found out.

An application was for employment.
A programme was a show on TV.
A cursor was someone who swore a lot.
A Keybaord was a Piano.
The web was a spiders' home
A virus was the flu.
A hard drive was a trip down the road.
A mouse pad was were a mouse lived
and if you had a 3" floppy you just kept quiet about it and hoped nobody found out.
