Light up your life!

Go out and buy some 'i' stickers, call them 'iLluminators', try and save some face.

OcUK are proud to announce the very latest in designer chic, in collaboration with the one and only Steve Jobs we have re-designed the humble Light Bulb, to make it brighter, sleeker, easier to use and almost 80% more efficient!

Buy your new iLluminators® NOW!

Made from vastly superior iPlastic™, iGlass™ and iMetal™ compared to normal Plastic, Glass and Metal.
Technologically Advanced iWavelength Manipulation™ to produce almost 99.9% the same light as that shines out of Steve Jobs arse!
 
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So do you have these fitted at OCUK, or in staff members' houses?

It seems like a strange product to suddenly sell, certainly without having credibly used them... as otherwise it just looks like you are flogging them?

I'd certainly want to see some pictures of how they light up a room.
 
Nobody would have batted an eyelid if it was not for the ridiculous claims that the bulbs would save you £700 a month, this was later corrected to £700 a year!
 
It's the "Oh keep some back for me buddy, will use them around my house"

Wouldn't a post it note stuck on his desk have worked? You work in the same office ffs :D
 
Skillmister said:
I'm buying 25 of these to light up my under the stairs cupboard. Can you start selling extraction systems and water feeders please.
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Excellent idea but to be honest for the price you may as well get a few cheapo halogen lamps.

You probably won't need an extraction system depending on how many 'brooms' you want :D
 
The first posts by Dons were funny for me, "saves a lot of money" "wow put me down for some" etc etc.

Reminded me of the shopping channels on tv. lol

Ill stick to normal light bulbs, they are brighter and dont look ugly
 
Come on, one of the Dons come and admit what a ****ed up fail this was, its only right.
 
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