Lightbulb smashed

Werewolf said:
Bulbs tend to have micrograms or milligrams of mercury and it's only really dangerous if you are exposed to large amounts.
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Spoilsport. You could at least have given him advice like sleeping standing up for the next two night just to make sure any mercury in his body migrates down to his feet away from his organs.

But nooooo, you had to post something sensible.
 
Thought this was going to be a thread about Dan, also featuring the word 'pasty'
Left disappointed.
 
Whitewater said:
Call a doctor if you start belting out Bohemian Rhapsody at the top of your voice, it's one of the first signs of mercury poisoning. Do you suddenly find fat-bottomed girls attractive? Do you have an unexplained urge to ride a bicycle?
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:D
 
Did your parents never teach you any basic life skills?

You're not still wearing velcro on your trainers are you?

[FnG]magnolia said:
Hmm, it appears common sense and the OP aren't on speaking terms.

ASK ME ABOUT BEING SACKED

ASK ME ABOUT SAUCE QUANDARIES

ASK ME ABOUT MALE NIPPLES

ASK ME WHY I DONT OWN A TIE

ASK ME ABOUT NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW DOGS WORK

ASK ME ABOUT MY APPALLING DISREGARD FOR ORAL HYGIENE

ASK ME ABOUT LOUD NOISES

ASK ME ABOUT NOT UNDERSTANDING HOW THE MONARCHY WORKS

ASK ME ABOUT WATCHING BADGERS

Holy moly.
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Sounds like the same trashy threads that Squidward puts up.
 
 
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