Limerick help

Zero5

Zero5

Zero5

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Hi there, I'm making a request for assistance with limerick creation. I need it to involve the town Leamington Spa somewhere in it. I would do it myself but I'm about as imaginative as a wet sock. It can have any form of Leamington Spa for exaple: Leam, L.Spa etc.

Cheers people from OCUK.
 
There was a young man from L.Spa
Whose imagination didn't go far
For aid he did ask
With is limerick task
But the reply that he got was no ta
 
From Leamington spa came a man
for limericks he was a fan
he needed a rhyme
for he didnt have time
so nicking this one was his plan
 
A young girl from Leamington Spa
Was learning to drive in a car
She crashed into a shop
When she saw a nice top
Then she looked for a matching bra.
 
Dag nam it I love this place. Don't worry though I'm not passing them off as my own.
 
Them hookers and ho's
Goin' to the L.Spa shows
They come dancin' on my lap
They gonna give me the clap
So i stands an' start rainin blows

(Rapper stylee!)
 
A dog from Leamington Spa,
Wan-dered from his home quite far
He got on the news,
after he peed on an MP's shoes
And the whole thing was reported by Andrew Marr.
 
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