Limericks

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 08:47

Here's an idea (shamelessly nicked from another forum).

The idea is to make a limerick up. Each poster makes up, and posts the next line following the classic limerick structure, ie five lines, lines 1,2 and 5 to rhyme with each other, lines 3 and 4 to rhyme with each other.

Whoever posts the last line to complete the limerick can also post the first line to start the next one.
I'll start the first one:

There was a young man with one leg.

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 09:43

It hung to his knees

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 09:47

Many a lady he did sting.

There was a young boy with no nose

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 10:33

with a cheesy old smell

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 12:19

But burnt a large hole in his sock.

There was a young virgin from Stoke

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 12:56

when there was a high tide

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 13:21

Unfortunately for her he was gay.

Last night on the telly I saw...

Father Ted · 5 Jul 2007 at 14:00

The smell was obscene.

Father Ted · 6 Jul 2007 at 10:09

And winked with one eye

Father Ted · 6 Jul 2007 at 12:55

They came out the shape

Father Ted · 6 Jul 2007 at 13:16

He still caught flies whenever they neared he. (poor grammar, sorry.)

A one-legged dancer from Cheam

Father Ted · 6 Jul 2007 at 16:59

There was a pic about clubbing seals
That showed them out on the town in high heels
And short denim skirts
They're a right bunch of flirts

They're nearly as bad as the eels.

New one:

Whilst seraching around in my bed

Father Ted · 6 Jul 2007 at 19:12

whose penis was too big too carry

Father Ted · 9 Jul 2007 at 08:41

who thinks of a rhyme