Local crazy guy

I thought most towns had a local crazy guy

We have 'Running Man' - He runs everywhere and shouts to himself. I believe he has schizophrenia and often doesn't take his medication. There was one stage where he was jumping out at cars! He's known to the mental health services but there's not much they can do.
 
You need to report him just in case he shiuts something that could offend a ********* and cause them anguish
 
Heh, staring at the local crazy guy as I type. He is currently in just socks and underwear, staring at a tree and going off on one.

God I love London!
 
We used to have a guy who's walk down the road at the crack of dawn to buy his paper, whistling the same time, every day,to the shop, back to his house.

Every.

Morning.

Not sure if he's still whistling...
 
IvanDobskey said:
This is my thinking.

But I suspect the police won't give two hoots.
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Of course they wont because who is in immediate danger here? Was the can of red bull flung at you? Does littering really need police attendance and investigation?

If we start calling the police and expecting response for people littering, then this place will turn into a police state before you realise what is going on lol.

Littering is usually dealt with by Council enforcement officers round here. And rightly so. We don't need trained police officers to be dealing with everyday mundane crap like people littering, it's a waste of money and resource, it's better to have some low level council workers doing that job. So try contacting your local council instead.
 
We had local crazy guy near us who used to measure stuff. Carried a little ruler with him. He'd be happily walking along, then something would catch his eye - a gate, a litter bin, a discarded chip wrapper - and damn it if wasn't going to get measured.
 
Used to have a guy on our street in Newcastle. Decided I'd speak to him one day. Was a really nice bloke. Had just been left very damaged by the death of his family in an accident. Sadly he died without ever really getting the help he needed.
Weird coincidence...went back to a mates house after a uni night out and it turned out it was this blokes former house.
 
We had one particular nutter back in the early 80s, 'Mad Norman', who, amongst other crazy things, thought it a good idea to wash his dog in a launderette machine and killed it. He also used to get into cars as they pulled up at junctions and order the driver to drive him to Africa so he could talk to the lions.
 
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