LOLJOKE

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So I slammed on the brakes, but unfortunately I went into the car in front. A cute blonde jumped out and said "ram me up the backside, why don't you".

This, your Honour, is where the confusion began.
 
Took a bird home after night clubbing last night and after a few drinks at mine we went upstairs. While we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed that said 'i hope thats not that fat **** from last week'. The bird said what the **** was that?! i said its that ******* memory foam mattress...
 
We must have all died and gone to hell because my eye bleed and my mind burns after that joke.
 
Took a bird home after night clubbing last night and after a few drinks at mine we went upstairs. While we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed that said 'i hope thats not that fat **** from last week'. The bird said what the **** was that?! i said its that ******* memory foam mattress...

**** me that's a ******* good joke ************. ******* hilarious.
 
I ******* wish ***** would stop with the ******* **** jokes, **** like this is ******* ******* me off, and you are not a ******* comedian, you just suck ****.

So if you ******* thinking it's ******* funny to ******* post **** jokes, it's not ******* big or ******* clever.

:D
 
I ******* wish ***** would stop with the ******* **** jokes, **** like this is ******* ******* me off, and you are not a ******* comedian, you just suck ****.

So if you ******* thinking it's ******* funny to ******* post **** jokes, it's not ******* big or ******* clever.

:D

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