We must have all died and gone to hell because my eye bleed and my mind burns after that joke.
Took a bird home after night clubbing last night and after a few drinks at mine we went upstairs. While we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed that said 'i hope thats not that fat **** from last week'. The bird said what the **** was that?! i said its that ******* memory foam mattress...
Exactly - jokes are supposed to make me laugh, not make me want to punch myself in the face until I forget I ever read themI want to be cheered-up not made depressed.
Funnier than OP tbhAny more "jokes" like this and I'm gonna start cutting myself.
Do you see?!?!? DO YOU SEE?!?!!!!!!
I ******* wish ***** would stop with the ******* **** jokes, **** like this is ******* ******* me off, and you are not a ******* comedian, you just suck ****.
So if you ******* thinking it's ******* funny to ******* post **** jokes, it's not ******* big or ******* clever.
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