London stuff to do?
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London: A treaturous, unwieldy city that is the centre of 99.9% of all public funding and TV coverage.
Get mugged, talk to an immigrant or simply hang out in one of the many themed districts, such as polish world or asia village. Why not try a local ale? you'd be a fool not to at £4 a pint! Fancy a scenic walk? There's many parks and playgrounds to visit, just chat to one of the local youths, these assistants can be found in helpful groups, ready to assist you should you need help with any unwanted possessions.
Why not go for a drive? In a world of mod-cons, it takes a special city to have such a rustic road network. Enjoy exciting roundabouts, discover lost lands as you travel for hours unguided or simply join one of the local car jam gatherings, which can be found on the majority of roads. Fancy a party? Join in at 5pm, when the action really hots up? There will be a small charge.
Enjoy wildlife? There's much to see! Squirrels are a delicacy in many Chinese restaurants, but can still be found if you look closely, avoiding the skilled hunter gatherer's. Be careful though, there could be a duck around the corner! Don't worry though, it can be yours in sweet and sour sauce for £6.95!
Get mugged, talk to an immigrant or simply hang out in one of the many themed districts, such as polish world or asia village. Why not try a local ale? you'd be a fool not to at £4 a pint! Fancy a scenic walk? There's many parks and playgrounds to visit, just chat to one of the local youths, these assistants can be found in helpful groups, ready to assist you should you need help with any unwanted possessions.
Why not go for a drive? In a world of mod-cons, it takes a special city to have such a rustic road network. Enjoy exciting roundabouts, discover lost lands as you travel for hours unguided or simply join one of the local car jam gatherings, which can be found on the majority of roads. Fancy a party? Join in at 5pm, when the action really hots up? There will be a small charge.
Enjoy wildlife? There's much to see! Squirrels are a delicacy in many Chinese restaurants, but can still be found if you look closely, avoiding the skilled hunter gatherer's. Be careful though, there could be a duck around the corner! Don't worry though, it can be yours in sweet and sour sauce for £6.95!
Goto the Tate Modern (has an ok cafe too) and the British Museum.
Also you can get really cheap standing tickets for the globe in the evening which is great fun.
Foodwise there are just too many options and it depends on budget.
Edit: Goto comedy store.
Also you can get really cheap standing tickets for the globe in the evening which is great fun.
Foodwise there are just too many options and it depends on budget.
Edit: Goto comedy store.
well you definately need to plan ahead, thats all i can say, after going over easter weekend.
Go to maddam tusauds but book ticket in advance.
Look for some promos were you pay a set price and get tickets for a few diff things and cheap rate perhaps
Go to maddam tusauds but book ticket in advance.
Look for some promos were you pay a set price and get tickets for a few diff things and cheap rate perhaps
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Typical country bumpkin, still wet behind the ears, eating dripping butties and doing his cousin.
The majority of people i've talked to and met outside of London hate the city and especially everyone in it, it's a country onto itself and everyone there think's it's the centre of the earth, unable to pin-point Sunderland on a map as they think it's in Scotland.
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TBH I wouldnt mind if London became an independent country, ooop Norf is only holding us back.
So 99.9% goes to London, and 50% goes to Liverpool?
Don't they teach maths in that barn you call school?
I said public funding, not benefits 
And statistically i'm probably not far off, Liverpool has the majority of benefits claimants across the whole of England and London will obviously have the most public funding down to size.
And statistically i'm probably not far off, Liverpool has the majority of benefits claimants across the whole of England and London will obviously have the most public funding down to size.