Long time no see.Short intro of my wheels...

Firestar_3x · 22 Apr 2009 at 08:48

Apart from a good joke i've never seen the REVO lemmiwinks program before, going to have a play with that tonight, read the userguide and it looks interesting, my map has very agressive numbers set from the REVO tune and i'm not willing to buy the SPS since i wan't a better remap anyways, this should give me some headway to mess around with my fueling issues on WOT.

Housey · 22 Apr 2009 at 08:49

Angry Seat man doesn't like what he is hearing so is getting all Steven Hawkin. I'll come back to this later I think....

Born_2_Kill_83 · 22 Apr 2009 at 09:53

I had a race the other day with a brand new R8, I beat him he didnt look very happy.....

.....oh wait was he trying?

Brwmogazos · 22 Apr 2009 at 09:54

Off course were talking about speedo km/h.

Even a small child knows speedos to real speed are different.

I said again and again by fine tuning you get some extra horsepower that does make the difference.

On the other side you claim i am full of BS...and a lier...

however you never came accross lemmiwinks or used it in the past...something which is very common arround here.

LOL....

but still i am THE fine tuner as you say...

ITS NOT REVO....only the logo is there...

i would advise you NOT to adjust anything if you dont know how to use it.

You need to log many many blocks with anything you adjust...

but then again why should i bother advice you on something rather than telling you go on...destroy your car by making any selection...since i am full of BS...

Yes there was a claim that with my engine power 260km/h was BS...and i prove to you by this video.

The original claim was that 278 whatever Km/h can be achieved NOT by my engine power...i wrote it again and again that that yellow cupra is a BT with a mitsu TD05...

Since the claim for the porsche got everyone angry...ok IGNORE IT...i am full of BS...

Happy now?

Born_2_Kill_83 · 22 Apr 2009 at 09:58

The quicker you give up the quicker people will leave you alone about it, I'd just stop trying to prove your point if I was you, your not going to win from this point onwards.

Firestar_3x · 22 Apr 2009 at 10:09

Brwmogazos said:
however you never came accross lemmiwinks or used it in the past...something which is very common arround here.

LOL....

but still i am THE fine tuner as you say...

ITS NOT REVO....only the logo is there...

i would advise you NOT to adjust anything if you dont know how to use it.

You need to log many many blocks with anything you adjust...

Its interesting that you assume everyone in this thread except youself is an idiot when it comes to logging some simple blocks in vagcom looking at the excel outputs or logged values and then adjusting a setting accordingly.

Let me think:

1) Q. Have i used vagcom before? A. YES use it most weeks

2) Q. have i logged blocks before?, A. YES

3) Q. Have i cranked my wastegate?, A. Yes

4) Q. Have i deleated my SAI?, A. Yes

5) Q. Have i removed my SAI Solinoid?, A. Yes

6) Q. Have i fitted a Forge DV?, A. Yes

7) Q. Have i changed my turbo?, A. Yes

8) Q. Have i fitted colder plugs?, A. Yes

9) Q. Have i changed my N249 Valve?, A. Yes

The list goes on and on, and its not just engine stuff either, you should really go away now, its a foolish mistake to assume everyone in this thread knows naff all about the 1.8T or the platforms its used in because its simply not true.

Oh look i seem to have some logs in my vag-com directory, from when i was having boost issues, witchcraft i tell you!

Sunday 29 June 2008 12:36:44
4B0 906 018 CG 1.8L R4/5VT G 0002

Group A: '115 Group B: '120 Group C: Not Running
Engine Speed Engine Load Spec. Boost Actual Boost Engine Speed Spec Load Actual Load ASR Status
TIME 740-6800 RPM 15-175% TIME 740-6800 RPM 0-399 Nm 0-399 Nm ON/OFF TIME
Marker STAMP /min % mbar mbar STAMP /min Nm Nm STAMP
1.14 800 20.3 990 990 1.75 1000 399.8 54.9 ASR OFF
2.36 1640 45.1 990 1000 2.95 1640 399.8 47 ASR OFF
3.56 1560 41.4 990 1010 4.17 1240 399.8 62.7 ASR OFF
4.76 1600 48.9 990 1020 5.37 2040 399.8 92.1 ASR OFF
5.97 2160 19.5 990 1100 6.58 1720 399.8 78.4 ASR OFF
7.17 1800 94 1500 1120 7.78 2160 399.8 174.4 ASR OFF
8.39 2400 48.9 990 1580 9 1920 399.8 15.7 ASR OFF
9.59 1840 63.9 990 1030 10.2 1960 399.8 103.9 ASR OFF
10.81 2080 69.2 990 1090 11.4 2280 399.8 184.2 ASR OFF
12.01 2480 155.6 1900 1710 12.61 2760 399.8 282.2 ASR OFF
13.22 3040 170.7 1850 1820 13.81 3280 399.8 278.3 ASR OFF
14.42 3560 170.7 1880 1890 15.03 3840 399.8 260.7 ASR OFF
15.64 4120 162.4 1840 1810 16.23 4360 399.8 252.8 ASR OFF
16.85 4560 163.2 1730 1770 17.44 4760 399.8 248.9 ASR OFF
18.05 5000 163.2 1620 1710 18.66 5160 399.8 235.2 ASR OFF
19.25 5360 158.6 1610 1670 19.86 5560 399.8 219.5 ASR OFF
20.45 5720 154.9 1580 1630 21.06 5880 399.8 207.8 ASR OFF
21.67 6040 146.6 1530 1590 22.26 6200 399.8 194 ASR OFF

Banny · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:00

Checkmate

Fr0dders · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:13

im just sitting back and letting our resident VAG experts take care of this fool

he says he wants it deleted, but continues to argue and post random stupid things.

If he truely didnt want this thread to go any further, he could plain and simply stop posting in it.

Fr0dders · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:18

Brwmogazos said:
Never bs, helped many people arround here, contributed to the forum etc etc.

Few years after, i become a lier and somebody to laugh at?

nobody really cares what happaned several years ago.

We can only go upon what we see. And so far the only side you've shown us is somebody who'se extremely arrogant and childish.

You made some dubious claims, and when challenged on the plausibility of your claims, proceeded to refuse to accept you could be wrong, and throw your toys out of the pram and ask for the thread to be deleted. And then started slinging insults at people in your own language, and slating the people who were questionning you.

If you showed a bit more humility when questionned, you wouldnt be getting quite so much stick.

Firestar_3x · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:19

Brwmogazos said:
however you never came accross lemmiwinks or used it in the past...something which is very common arround here.

LOL....

but still i am THE fine tuner as you say...

ITS NOT REVO....only the logo is there...

Just picking you back up on this Lemmiwinks thing, just messing around with the program now, you tell me its nothing to do with REVO and the program just uses its logo, Revo being the company Revo Technik i find it odd that the first thing you see when you fire up the program is a disclaimer from themselves....

I would have thought someone who is a "Fine Tuner" and has used this program many times would have read this??? But perhaps i'm wrong and somone has ripped off the name of the company and logo, if so they need to be taken to court!

slylittlefox · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:23

LOL @ you deleting all the old posts. You're embarassed that you've been caught out spouting BS - deleting all your previous posts smacks of a guilty conscience. Man up and admit you made it all up, and then explain what ever made you do such a thing.

Why does Motors get so many of these compulsive liars? :confused:

Janesy B · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:25

Loser.

Django x2 · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:26

Seriously, what a retard.

My 530d kicks out a whopping 235bhp and can own almost any car on the road. I should know, I used to drive a 1983 Vauxhall Nova Merit 1.2 so I know my cars I do.

Firestar_3x · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:31

No need to get nasty guys, its indeed a bit odd and childish, bit of a technical thread now

Brwmogazos · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:52

MrLOL said:
im just sitting back and letting our resident VAG experts take care of this fool

he says he wants it deleted, but continues to argue and post random stupid things.

If he truely didnt want this thread to go any further, he could plain and simply stop posting in it.

yes you are right...i should stop posting and ignore any fool that i do not like so ill start with you...

But i am the one laughing at YOUR experts now when they DONT even know about Lemmi

Lool...

paradigm · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:54

Brwmogazos said:
but i am the one laughing at YOUR experts now when they DONT even know about Lemmi

Oh noes, I don't know about Lemmi, my life is over.

Or not.

You don't know that porsche 911's are quick, but yet you keep coming back to this one peice of map adjusting software as if to say that it is the ultimate in knowledge, and without it you might as well not bother driving a 1.8T based car.

Newsflash: Not knowing about one peice of software does not mean that someone cannot understand basic mechanics and physical tuning of the VAG 1.8T lump.

Brwmogazos · 22 Apr 2009 at 11:59

Firestar_3x said:
Its interesting that you assume everyone in this thread except youself is an idiot when it comes to logging some simple blocks in vagcom looking at the excel outputs or logged values and then adjusting a setting accordingly.

Let me think:

1) Q. Have i used vagcom before? A. YES use it most weeks

2) Q. have i logged blocks before?, A. YES

3) Q. Have i cranked my wastegate?, A. Yes

4) Q. Have i deleated my SAI?, A. Yes

5) Q. Have i removed my SAI Solinoid?, A. Yes

6) Q. Have i fitted a Forge DV?, A. Yes

7) Q. Have i changed my turbo?, A. Yes

8) Q. Have i fitted colder plugs?, A. Yes

9) Q. Have i changed my N249 Valve?, A. Yes

The list goes on and on, and its not just engine stuff either, you should really go away now, its a foolish mistake to assume everyone in this thread knows naff all about the 1.8T or the platforms its used in because its simply not true.

Oh look i seem to have some logs in my vag-com directory, from when i was having boost issues, witchcraft i tell you!

Sunday 29 June 2008 12:36:44
4B0 906 018 CG 1.8L R4/5VT G 0002

Group A: '115 Group B: '120 Group C: Not Running
Engine Speed Engine Load Spec. Boost Actual Boost Engine Speed Spec Load Actual Load ASR Status
TIME 740-6800 RPM 15-175% TIME 740-6800 RPM 0-399 Nm 0-399 Nm ON/OFF TIME
Marker STAMP /min % mbar mbar STAMP /min Nm Nm STAMP
1.14 800 20.3 990 990 1.75 1000 399.8 54.9 ASR OFF
2.36 1640 45.1 990 1000 2.95 1640 399.8 47 ASR OFF
3.56 1560 41.4 990 1010 4.17 1240 399.8 62.7 ASR OFF
4.76 1600 48.9 990 1020 5.37 2040 399.8 92.1 ASR OFF
5.97 2160 19.5 990 1100 6.58 1720 399.8 78.4 ASR OFF
7.17 1800 94 1500 1120 7.78 2160 399.8 174.4 ASR OFF
8.39 2400 48.9 990 1580 9 1920 399.8 15.7 ASR OFF
9.59 1840 63.9 990 1030 10.2 1960 399.8 103.9 ASR OFF
10.81 2080 69.2 990 1090 11.4 2280 399.8 184.2 ASR OFF
12.01 2480 155.6 1900 1710 12.61 2760 399.8 282.2 ASR OFF
13.22 3040 170.7 1850 1820 13.81 3280 399.8 278.3 ASR OFF
14.42 3560 170.7 1880 1890 15.03 3840 399.8 260.7 ASR OFF
15.64 4120 162.4 1840 1810 16.23 4360 399.8 252.8 ASR OFF
16.85 4560 163.2 1730 1770 17.44 4760 399.8 248.9 ASR OFF
18.05 5000 163.2 1620 1710 18.66 5160 399.8 235.2 ASR OFF
19.25 5360 158.6 1610 1670 19.86 5560 399.8 219.5 ASR OFF
20.45 5720 154.9 1580 1630 21.06 5880 399.8 207.8 ASR OFF
21.67 6040 146.6 1530 1590 22.26 6200 399.8 194 ASR OFF

Indeed your boost is too low...

And you resolved this by replacing your N75?

Brwmogazos · 22 Apr 2009 at 12:01

MrLOL said:
nobody really cares what happaned several years ago.

We can only go upon what we see. And so far the only side you've shown us is somebody who'se extremely arrogant and childish.

You made some dubious claims, and when challenged on the plausibility of your claims, proceeded to refuse to accept you could be wrong, and throw your toys out of the pram and ask for the thread to be deleted. And then started slinging insults at people in your own language, and slating the people who were questionning you.

If you showed a bit more humility when questionned, you wouldnt be getting quite so much stick.

Thank you for your arrogant comments.

Brwmogazos · 22 Apr 2009 at 12:05

slylittlefox said:
LOL @ you deleting all the old posts. You're embarassed that you've been caught out spouting BS - deleting all your previous posts smacks of a guilty conscience. Man up and admit you made it all up, and then explain what ever made you do such a thing.

Why does Motors get so many of these compulsive liars?

LOL

i deleted all my post because no mod has deleted the thread yet...nothing to do with what bs you said about feeling guilty... :rolleyes:

I am enjoying it now since i gave this link to several friends who are laughing at you back

I also like several of you who jump in just to tell their bs...from nowhere...lol

Firestar_3x · 22 Apr 2009 at 12:05

Brwmogazos said:
But i am the one laughing at YOUR experts now when they DONT even know about Lemmi

Lool...

Firestar_3x said:
Just picking you back up on this Lemmiwinks thing, just messing around with the program now, you tell me its nothing to do with REVO and the program just uses its logo, Revo being the company Revo Technik i find it odd that the first thing you see when you fire up the program is a disclaimer from themselves....

I would have thought someone who is a "Fine Tuner" and has used this program many times would have read this??? But perhaps i'm wrong and somone has ripped off the name of the company and logo, if so they need to be taken to court!

So called tuning expert read the above please.