You’re a completely disingenuous poster to be honest. Often claiming it’s other people’s reading comprehension at fault when in reality it’s the way you write. Then instead of owning it, you try to backtrack claiming you were just being a bit cheeky.
I don't think he's capable of reading back through his posts and going "yanno what, perhaps I did word that a bit wrong".
But in for a penny, in for a pound, I'll be bored this afternoon and will continue replying to see how far he goes