I once knew a guy from Holland; haven't spoken to him in a while but he taught me some of the most important Dutch phrases around. 
'Je hebt ogen om in te verdrinken.' = 'You have eyes to drown in.'
Try showing off with that.
Can probably remember 1 or 2 more if need be.

'Je hebt ogen om in te verdrinken.' = 'You have eyes to drown in.'
Try showing off with that.

Can probably remember 1 or 2 more if need be.

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