1) Wind your neck in
2) Calm yourself down
3) Sort your attitude else you won't last here long
4) I am not a troll - though I am an ex Mod which is probably the same looking at it!
Clearly my comment about not eating was not serious - it was merely an exasperation at your suggestions of what to eat.
In spite of your extremely rude post I will still offer the following advice - take it or leave it, but do not talk to me like that again.
You suggest low fat and low carb - you will seriously struggle getting all your calories in to survive or at least be healthy.
Are you active? What do you do? How much do you currently eat? How good is your current diet?
You've told us very little - you've just stated you want low carb and low fat - that tells us nothing. Your goals are clearly to lose weight - but you've not given us much more to go on.
Good fats are good for you and necessary, our bodies are designed to eat fats and proteins, and to an extent carbs (though not refined/processed carbs that are ubiquitous these days). Some saturated fat isn't going to do you much harm and actually are good for you, certainly poly and mono unsaturated are vital for good health. Personally I'd say a few carbs via veg are perfectly acceptable.
AS for low carb any of the following would be fine:
Omelettes using egg whites only (however, why bother? use the full egg!)
Any form of meat (or lean meat if you're that bothered)
Meat and vegetable stews
Turkey steaks
Any meat grilled
Tinned or fresh fish
Meatballs in a tomato sauce
Mincemeat in various guises
Minced turkey or pork is also versatile - you can make meatballs or patties out of theses too.
You can make some good tomato based sauces that give the meat a bit of texture and moistness
as much veg as you like (in fact it's crucial to get some veg in)
If you're happy to take in some carbs, cous cous, sweet potato are great for bulking up the food a little.
How about this salad:
Green leaf salad
Spinach
couple of boiled eggs
Toasted Pine kernels
Fried lardons
Shredded grilled chicken breast
Olive oil
Salt and pepper
Here is a breakdown of my food yesterday - low carb, high protein and high fat.
Poached eggs on smoked mackerel fillets
50g of mixed unsalted un roasted nuts
nectarine
apple
banana
1/4 roast chicken with 3 very large handfuls of salad with olive oil salt and pepper with a small cup of cous cous mixed in.
230g grilled salmon fillet
French beans
Corn on the cob
That's how I eat every day almost (not the same foods) - it's not difficult to keep excessive carbs out.