Magnolia the Construct

He is a parody of a parody when in 'full retard' mode. In reality he's just a normalish bloke with a wife and daughter, with a love for practical 4x4 estate cars.

I wouldn't be too surprised if his fingers were actually occasionally stained with the orange powder of Cheetos flavouring, though.
 
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Magnolia, it's in the name really.

A colour which is a dull character when alone but add other colours, be that made up of peoples thoughts, opinions or judgements, it becomes a neutral background to what could be a tasteful or even a genius expression of visuals and intellect.

Then again I don't even know the guy, so it's that or he's a toss pot.
 
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I find most of his posts total **** and his threads even worse. Too narcissistic for my liking.
 
YOU ARE IN A LARGE BUT DARK ROOM. THERE ARE NO CURTAINS AND THE ONLY LIGHT COMES FROM YOUR FLICKERING CRT MONITOR. IT DISPLAYS ANIME.

ON THE COMPUTER DESK YOU SEE SOME KEYS. YOU ALSO SEE A HALF-FINISHED BOTTLE OF GATORADE, A TUB OF BABY WIPES, AND AN UNOPENED PACK OF CHEETOS.

YOU ARE HUNGRY, THIRSTY AND TIRED.

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I know he's not everyones cup of tea, but I think magnolia is a hilarious, clever and fascinating poster who genuinely makes GD slightly less of a dive.

Under appreciated genius at work.
 
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