Major love bite related problem

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:49

AthlonTom said:
Me neck aint the problem - got this both sides and on parts of my chest as well.

I have a sneaking suspision telling her I have a rare skin infection, while making her regard me as "special" may be in the wrong sense of the word

They're bruises from ICE HOCKEY :cool:

NAKED ICE HOCKEY

BYTEr · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:50

Go out an buy your self a nice BIIIG plaster - and wince when she touches it

.

Nitefly · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:51

AthlonTom said:
Me neck aint the problem - got this both sides and on parts of my chest as well.

I have a sneaking suspision telling her I have a rare skin infection, while making her regard me as "special" may be in the wrong sense of the word

Is your girlfriend called Henry?

As in 'Hoover'?

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:52

BYTEr said:
Go out an buy your self a nice BIIIG plaster - and wince when she touches it .

I'd trust this guy, looks like he's named due to his experience in this field

AthlonTom · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:52

Zefan said:
He's at uni, he'll never be able to pull that off.

Yeah - and its wrong to lie.

They're bruises from ICE HOCKEY

NAKED ICE HOCKEY

Genius - or paintballing - naked paintballing, with guns that fire chocolate paintballs and fields of bicurious women....

FunkyT · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:52

AthlonTom said:
Me neck aint the problem - got this both sides and on parts of my chest as well.

I have a sneaking suspision telling her I have a rare skin infection, while making her regard me as "special" may be in the wrong sense of the word

Perhaps have a date without sex afterwards? I don't see the problem...

FishThrower · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:52

you had a accident at work with some chemicals?

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:53

AthlonTom said:
paintballing

WIN

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:53

FunkyT said:
Perhaps have a date without sex afterwards? I don't see the problem...

He's at uni ffs.

cleanbluesky · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:54

Fight Club...

P.S. I'm not actually offering help here. I think you've ****ed either way.

Raymond Lin · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:54

Just don't take your top off, but have some excuses ready should you go that far.

RandomTom · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:54

bloody hell that girl liked a bit of a chew, with all that i think you must have been seeing a cannibal :eek:

Nitefly · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:55

Zefan said:
He's at uni ffs.

Uni doesn't always equal sex on a first date.

Although it frequently does.

AthlonTom · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:55

FunkyT said:
Perhaps have a date without sex afterwards? I don't see the problem...

But then all the flowers and the dancing and the music and paying and the food and the paying and the drinking and the paying would have been wasted. As a part-time eco warrior I can't stand by and waste a candle lit dinner; 3 or 4 starving orphans from god only knows where could have got something out of it.

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:55

cleanbluesky said:
Fight Club...

P.S. I'm not actually offering help here. I think you've ****ed either way.

Yeah man just say "I am Jack's raging bile duct" and she'll swoon

FunkyT · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:56

Zefan said:
He's at uni ffs.

Please explain what you mean by that?

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:57

FunkyT said:
Please explain what you mean by that?

Nitefly said:
Uni doesn't always equal sex on a first date.

Although it frequently does.

i.e he wants to have sex. If he didn't want to have sex on this date then he wouldn't have posted the thread. The idea is "How can I get away with having sex with all thes lovebites from other women".

Rosbif · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:57

mate dont conceal them... rub it in her face

FunkyT · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:58

AthlonTom said:
But then all the flowers and the dancing and the music and paying and the food and the paying and the drinking and the paying would have been wasted. As a part-time eco warrior I can't stand by and waste a candle lit dinner; 3 or 4 starving orphans from god only knows where could have got something out of it.

Just get a prostitute and save wasting time - the end result would be the same.

Zefan · 12 Aug 2006 at 14:58

FunkyT said:
Just get a prostitute and save wasting time - the end result would be the same.

Not at all, because the girl thinks you really care.