Major love bite related problem

im not sure if it would work but couldnt you get bandages and wrap them around ** chest/rib area and ovr the shoulder as if you had bruised ribs or something?

if you can understand what i mean?

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edit: didnt realise u had it already :p
 
tell her its the wrong time of the month, that will confuse her! :D

seriously mate, foundation, safest way if you want future relations is dont let it go that far! nail her next week! :p

If she is a standard good looking uni bird, then she will probably believe the ice hokey thing! lol
 
AthlonTom said:
Me neck aint the problem - got this both sides and on parts of my chest as well.

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I have a sneaking suspision telling her I have a rare skin infection, while making her regard me as "special" may be in the wrong sense of the word
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wtf did you sleep with, an octopus?!
 
I think the best idea is maybe try using a little foundation or whatever and say it's a bruise from walking into a door/paintballing at close range.

Plus, you get to test your acting skills if she touches it.
 
FunkyT said:
If a university student is having to focus on getting laid they're evidently not consuming enough narcotics...
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To be fair, the two go hand in hand and are both, thankfully, stupidly easy to get during your uni years.

Praise the Lord for the army that is easy university women. Even moreso for the fact that there are far more easy Uni chicks than there are frigid lasses.
 
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Thats not a love bite, thats called attempting to copulate with industrial strength vaccum cleaners.

Plus the cleaner missed your necklace.
 
The girl who had the date with just asked me out! Awesome, evidently the love bites didnt bother her - and she's hot, whish is nice :D

She was a tad unerverd when I had my "no stag" doo, for my canceled wedding next month - but hey!
 
AthlonTom said:
I'm lucky enough to have secured a hot chick to take to dinner tommorow night, however I woke up this morning and I'm covered in bloody love bites, any massively hot tips on how to get rid ASAP? They don't normally bother me, but in this case theres goin to be a major disaster when we get back to me flat tomorrow night - I can just see it comin.

Regards Tom
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I would personally get a blank piece of paper and doctor it into a doctors prescription with some made up medical name like Liberian Tetsefly Rash and leave it prominantly where she can see it, thus fooling her into thinking you have Liberian Tetsefly Rash, also known medically as LTR. It is a very rare skin inflamation that is cause by the Tetse fly which is in the UK as global warming continues. For effect, leave a Wikipedia page, forged, referring to LTR as you are keen to read up on it.

If she believes that, charming the Alan Whickers off her should be a doddle.
 
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