Make Jeremy Clarkson Prime Minister

[Indy500]

Hmm, 23,687 already.

 

[Mr-White]

this is the reason why no-one takes online polls seriously.

although i do agree wholeheartedly, Jeremy Clarkson is awesomeness incarnate

no one takes politics in general seriously

MW

 

[KNiVES]

pointless online polls are pointless

gtfo newfag

 

[Begbie]

signed, just for the pure fact that we would have the roads back!

 

["andy"]

id vote for him

hes "down with the kids/people"

not just some posh private school idiot who doesnt have a clue about what the average person wants or likes

 

[Glaucus]

Not signed as it's a stupid petition, however Jeremy clarkson for the head of highways and transport would be a great thing. Not sure about PM, but he would do a much better job than Brown or Blair.

 

[Curiosityx]

He would certainly simplify the political process although i feel the government would soon fall into that of a dictatorship.

Signed...

 

[jak731]

oh god no, i'm not signing this. i want a country that is runned by people that know how the system works (even if the current leader is (insert approprite acronym for bad ))

 

[yer_averagejoe]

Holy carp, I thought everyone was in the knowledge that jeremy clarkson was a national joke? Why would you want him as a prime minister!!? This petition serves no use imo.

 

[Mephisto]

He's an idiot. I'd sooner die than see him take the position of PM.

 

[FrannoBaz]

He's an idiot. I'd sooner die than see him take the position of PM.

I will supply the knife lol only joking dude *hugs*

 

[Combat squirrel]

Not signed as it's a stupid petition, however Jeremy clarkson for the head of highways and transport would be a great thing. Not sure about PM, but he would do a much better job than Brown or Blair.

Why is it a stupid petition ? Seems a lot of people want it so ! , i defo bother to be marginally interested in politics and go and vote if he was running, he just speaks great big overwhelming chunky blocks of common sense, missing from society today

 

[Glaucus]

Why is it a stupid petition ?

because a petition, isn't go to do anything or be listened to. Therefore it's stupid and pointless.

 

[Luseac]

Signed, I would love to see him in power. Although I can't help but think top gear standards would fall

 

[ChoÞÞer]

He'd get mine

 

[Spyhop]

He's a buffoon and the new style Top Gear is rubbish

 

[Nymins]

I wouldn't like to see someone in power who on front of their books always has the expression "HUH?!?!?!".

 

[Burnsy2023]

He's a buffoon and the new style Top Gear is rubbish

Wash your mouth out with soap and stop speaking such rubbish.

Burnsy

 

[NeedleGunner]

Signed, I would love to see him in power. Although I can't help but think top gear standards would fall

Maybe they could send the Stig for a lap around Downing St though