Make me an offer

[Jonny69]

I have just had a form slapped in front of me, I have to nominate a person to receive the payout should I die at work. Basically if I die at work the person named on the form gets 4x my salary tax free which is a healthy 6-figure sum.

This could potentially be quite lucrative to you should I drop dead at my desk

So come on... before I put it on eBay, how much to go on my form?

 

[Richdog]

I have just had a form slapped in front of me, I have to nominate a person to receive the payout should I die at work. Basically if I die at work the person named on the form gets 4x my salary tax free which is a healthy 6-figure sum.

This could potentially be quite lucrative to you should I drop dead at my desk

So come on... before I put it on eBay, how much to go on my form?

You have no family?

If not i'll give you a hand-shandy and three pounds of the queens tender.

 

[Vita]

Me Please but I'd like half of the 6 figure sum

 

[Zefan]

If you put me on there I'll never check a sig again.

 

[Tute]

If you put me on there I'll never check a sig again.

I really doubt it.

Jonny69, no family to give it to?

 

[iCraig]

If you put me on there I'll never check a sig again.

Lies.

 

[Helium_Junkie]

If you put me on there I'll never check a sig again.

YOU LIES!


Me please, I'll be your friend and write you letters every month, with a picture of something random included!

 

[Oberon]

I'll be Blunt.

Put me on there.

Or the kitty gets it.

 

[platypus]

Put me as the beneficiary, and then spend the rest of your life in an exciting game of trying to outwit the "unknown" assassin

 

[Jonny69]

What do you mean put family on there? That k'niving bunch of money grabbing scoundrels? Criminals the lot of them they are.

And this is likely to be much more lucrative. Look I already got offered a male handjob... have you any idea how much that costs normally?

 

[semi-pro waster]

If not i'll give you a hand-shandy and three pounds of the queens tender.

When he is alive or dead? Because that could be the difference between a consensual act and jail time.

I don't particularly care about the salary thing but could I get your jet engine when you snuff it? I've got an old bike I fancy attaching it to.

 

[Gilly]

I'm gonna ban you. When you've sent proof that I'm on your paperwork I'll relent.

Then kill you.

 

[Richdog]

When he is alive or dead? Because that could be the difference between a consensual act and jail time.

Good God man... alive. And shame on you for suggesting otherwise. And shame on me for considering it.

 

[shimy182]

oh !meeeeeeeee me mem emeeee! *raises arm sitting on edge of seat*

we share the same interest of cooking and cars !

 

[iCraig]

And this is likely to be much more lucrative. Look I already got offered a male handjob... have you any idea how much that costs normally?

If you come from Bristol, nothing.

I'll give you my appendix to cook and display in General Discussion.

 

[Zefan]

If you come from Bristol, nothing.

That was for a friend, and it was simply a one time offer.

 

[233]

i'll give you 50k
















if you pop your clogs ar work

 

["andy"]

if you put it on ebay link to it , would be interested in seeing what you could reach

 

[Jonny69]

I can split this if I get the right offers. It's also 4x my basic salary at the time of death so the longer I can hold on the bigger the figure.

Just think, you could be RICH!!!111

 

[Westyfield2]

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Becuase I'm 16, just come back from a Maths GCSE exam, and want something to cheer me up!