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EXIT signs


there on the way out eh?


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Three balloons live together in a house, a father balloon, a mother balloon and baby balloon.

One night the baby balloon is feeling a little cold and decides to slip into bed beside his mother and father for warmth.

He finds there isn't enough room, so he lets a little air out of his father - still not enough room. He lets a little air out of his mother - still not enough room. Finally he lets a little air out of himself, slides into the bed and has a lovely nights sleep.

In the morning, his father take him on one side for a stern talking to....






"I'm very disappointed, you've let me down, you've let your mother down, but, most of all, you've let yourself down."
 
A man walks into a pet shop and says "Give me 10 hamsters".

The shop keeper says "Woah, that's a lot of hamsters you must really like them".

"Not really", the man replies, "I need more pets, I've run out of passwords"
 
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